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Eddie

I am here for Dating

About Me

I'm still the same Eddie Haskell, in my 43rd year as a senior at Mayfield High, still trying to graduate. These young babes and their perky boobs look good, but I think I'm getting too old to get it up.Wally, Lumpy, and the Beav are all gone. Retired in Arizona I guess. Whitey overdosed on some bad crack up in Portland a couple years back. Me, I just keeep trying to graduate and live on my retirement checks from the LA PD.

My Interests

Young sluts, retro '50's fashion, and June Cleaver's Cleavage

I'd like to meet:

Some big boobed young slut into piercings, tattoos, and leather

Music:

Bill Haley and his Comets, Ricky Nelson, The Beach Boys

Movies:

East of Barbara Eden, Blackboard Jungle, Deep Throat

Television:

The Donna Reed Show, Sky King, Circus Boy, Desperate Housewives

Books:

Batman comics

Heroes:

Sgt. Bilko, Quentin McHale, Al Bundy, Sacco and Venzetti

My Blog

Soprano-mania

I don't think I've seen a major metropolitan newspaper or political web-site this past week that hasn't devoted at least one article or op-ed piece to tonight's final episode of "The Sopranos".  ...
Posted by Eddie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:20:00 PST

Sarkozy kicks ass

Nikolas Sarkozy easily won the election as French Premier Sunday in a 53-47% near landslide.  The conservative ran on issues such as cutting inheritance taxes, controlling immigration, shrinking ...
Posted by Eddie on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

Sopranos

We were all kind of disappointed with the season opener of HBO's "The Sopranos."   How much are suburban WASPS like us able to take of that greasy whiner Janice Soprano?  Her old man sh...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

Anna Nicole Smith, cause of death

I have in my hands a confidential report from reliable investigators that Anna Nicole Smith contracted aids during a two year affair with Larry Mondello's mom.  This would explain why she was tur...
Posted by Eddie on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

Gilbert is a commie subversive

Gilbert Bates, former friend of the squirt Beaver Cleaver, aka Stephen Talbot, the well known California homo, has admitted being a far-left, anti-American communist.  Talbot works for his aids-i...
Posted by Eddie on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST

Why Theodore was called "Beaver"

Few people remember this, but our show was originally titled, "Leave it to Theodore."   When Jerry landed the lead role, the producers required a physical and it was discovered he was a herm...
Posted by Eddie on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

Why I Hate Illegal Immigrants

I don't know how many of you dummies are aware, but while I was an officer with the LAPD I was shot in the line of duty.  The official story reads that two bullets were stopped by my bulletproof ...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

Lumpy starting porn site

Lumpy Rutherford has announced the creation of his new porn website to supplement his scant income from attending "Leave it to Beaver" fan club conventions and appearing on daytime tv talk shows with ...
Posted by Eddie on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST