I bring justice to the wild with my ninja-like stealth and herculean muscle strength. I am like Arnold on crystal meth after receiving a double latte enema. I am the frenzied energy of a nuclear melon being dropped from the Empire State Building and splatting into a vat of atomic pudding.When I walk through the forest, the ground shakes beneath me. Birds shit themselves in fear, bears cower in their caves. A mighty wind blows in my wake as the air itself tries to flee from my indomitable presence.Molesters of wildlife meet a grizzly end with a swift, decapitating round-house kick. Leavers of campfires feel a final, terrified trickle of urine dribble down their legs before their bodies are strewn across the forest floor like autumnal gore. I won't even mention what I do to litter bugs.Watch out forest criminals! Here comes Super Fucking Squirrel!
Super Fuckin' Squirrel - Loved the World Round!
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