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chris

...And the Whores You Rode In On.

About Me

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The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Interests

music of all kinds (though aficionado that I am, I'm rather picky); cooking; movies; left wing propaganda; quantum physics and its ramifications on life, light, energy, spacetime, and theology/philosophy.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meat yo mama. I don't want to meet any more trendy indie-pop whiney-ass three chord generic crappy bands. Here's the checklist: if you paid too much money for a trendy haircut that looks like you used a sharp rock, if you think Dashboard Confessional is sooo deep and emotional, if you think your generic sound won't be deader than disco in a couple of years, please don't request to friend me. Nothing personal, but you suck.

Music:

The Cure, Faith & the Muse, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Tool, Slayer, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, David Bowie, Ministry, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Interpol, Bauhaus, The Sisters of Mercy, Bob Dylan, Charlie Parker, Joy Division/New Order, Cream, Dead Kennedys, Death, Delerium, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, The Church, Elvis Costello, Faith No More, Frank Sinatra, Gary Numan, Jane's Addiction, John Coltrane, John Lee Hooker, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Kali Yuga (shameless plug), Mahavishnu Orchestra, Miles Davis, Muddy Waters, My Bloody Valentine, Neil Young, Nirvana, Antonio Vivaldi, Nicolo Paganini, Portishead, Prince, early Queensryche, Radiohead, Robert Johnson, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Simon & Garfunkel, Skinny Puppy, Sex Pistols, Tears For Fears, The Clash, The Cramps, The Kinks, The Libertines, The Police, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Tones On Tail, Tori Amos, Ludwig van Beethoven, J.S. Bach, Wolfgang A. Mozart, Louis Armstrong, Elvis Presley, James Brown, The Who, Tori Amos, U2, early Van Halen...just to name a select few.

Movies:

The Godfather, The Godfather pt. II, Pulp Fiction, Casablanca, Apocalypse Now, Donnie Darko, Falling Down, Star Wars, Team America, Baseketball, Good Will Hunting, Grosse Point Blank, Taxi Driver, The Deer Hunter, most anything directed by Alfred Hitchcock, Shawshank Redemption, A Clockwork Orange, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Ruling Class

Television:

Family Guy, X-Files, Simpsons, Chappelle's Show. Other than that, I have little use for tv.

Books:

Ernest Hemingway "The Sun Also Rises;" Fyodor Dostoevsky "Crime and Punishment;" Jack Kerouac "On the Road;" William Shakespeare "Hamlet," "Macbeth;" Toni Morrison "Song of Solomon;" Salman Rushdie "East/West;" "The Portable Karl Marx;" Amir Aczel "God's Equation: Einstein, Relativity, and the Expanding Universe;" F. Scott Fitzgerald "The Great Gatsby;" Albert Camus "The Stranger;" Thomas Henry Huxley "Agnosticism and Christianity;" Jean-Jacques Rousseau "On the Social Contract;" Friedrich Nietzsche "On the Genealogy of Morals," "Beyond Good and Evil;" Aristophanes "The Acharnians," "Lysistrata;" Edgar Allen Poe's short stories; Mark Twain "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn;" Robert Penn Warren "All the King's Men;" Marquis de Sade "Juliette;" Sophocles "Oedipus Rex;" Anthony Burgess "A Clockwork Orange;" George Orwell "1984"

Heroes:

Mohandes Gandhi; Martin Luther King, Jr.; John Lennon; Bob Marley; Frank Serpico; Salman Rushdie; Jesus of Nazareth (not to be confused with the charlatans and murderers who wield power in his name); Bill Hicks;

My Blog

FAQ

       Strangely enough, I have been frequently receiving a question lately which I find to be a bit silly:  "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"  Seems like a pe...
Posted by chris on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST

Just wanted to tell you

I'm just posting a bulletin to let you know that I have nothing to say to you.  Oh yeah, but tWYRIO does.  I've posted a new blog on that page.
Posted by chris on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

New Song Completed (mostly)

At tomorrow's show in New Orleans, the Whores You Rode In On will be debuting a new song called "Jesus Loves You (The Rest of Us Think You're a Fucktard)."  It's pretty fuckin' heavy, so hopefull...
Posted by chris on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

I'm super, thanks for not asking

For some reason I feel compelled to write and say that for once, everything seems to be going really well.  How cool is that?  Don't worry, I'll be back to spewing venom and bile before long...
Posted by chris on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

Two More for the Road

Two more songs have been completed.  They are titled "Whatever Helps You Sleep," and "Fuck It."  Bring the kids, kids.  The Whores You Rode In On (tWYRIO for short) is about to take ove...
Posted by chris on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

Free Floating Hostility II

Lisa Marie Nowak, a 43-year old Navy captain, astronaut, and married mother of three recently drove from Houston to Florida armed with a BB gun and wearing diapers to confront a woman she believed to ...
Posted by chris on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

Works in progress

The new band (as yet unnamed) is coming along great.  We have the music completed for 4-5 songs, lyrics completed for 2-3.  I'm still getting used to playing guitar and singing simultaneousl...
Posted by chris on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:32:00 PST

Out of retirement and into hiding

On the off chance that there has been anybody wondering what musical project I will be involved with next, I've begun playing music with Derek Jordan (drums) and Robbie Richoux (bass) both formerly of...
Posted by chris on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

aahh...Thanks, I needed that.

The names have been removed to protect the guilty, but I'd like to thank the lovely ladies who have made the last two weeks a bit more pleasant.  You know who you are. xxxooo.  It's nice to ...
Posted by chris on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

It's a Jim Goad X-mas

For a holiday post, I thought I'd revisit a post from last year from your favorite misanthrope and mine, Jim Goad, and share it with you people: This holiday season marks the Silver Anniversary since ...
Posted by chris on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:12:00 PST