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Lindsay Wesker

“Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears.

About Me

I have written my first novel. After 47 years on this earth and 25 years in music/media, I have written a novel called 'Thin Pale Foursome'.


It tells the story of a guy who used to be an A&R man but still hangs with his A&R friends. He's always dreamed of finding a star and, one day, he finds her; a talented, charismatic girl who he knows will make him rich, but who he also falls in love with. The story is about how he gets her signed and how he uses his contacts in record companies and media to hype a deal. If you're an unsigned artist or manager and you REALLY want to know how the music industry works, go to http://www.lulu.com/lindsaywesker, where you can sample the novel and, if you like it, buy a copy. Before I joined the music industry in 1981, I had aspirations to be a writer and an actor. I attended the Anna Scher Children’s Theatre (where I met Kathy Burke), The Mime Centre, and I was a member of the Royal Court Youth Theatre, where I had the privilege of being directed by Edward Bond in a Bond play. I also auditioned for numerous drama schools under a pseudonym; I wanted to get in without my father’s name, but I failed to get into any school. Guess I wasn’t good enough. My first play was called ‘What’s So Good?’ and featured me and four friends. I hired out my local hall, Jacksons Lane Community Centre, and staged three nights. It was not great. I wrote a play for the students of The Mountview Theatre School called ‘Afterhours’, about a bar full of characters that live most of their life in their local tavern; the kind of place where everybody knows your name! The year is 1978. It pre-dated ‘Cheers’ by four years! I wrote a strange two-part/two-hander called ‘Reclaimation’/’Tampon Tea’ about a married couple, both psychiatrists, who decide to treat each other. This ran for about two weeks at The Elephant Theatre in Elephant & Castle. A coach load of Japanese students arrived one day imagining it was one of my dad’s plays! In 1980, I wrote two episodes of ‘Angels’ (a series about nurses) for BBC TV and, in 1981, I wrote a radio play for Capital Radio called 'The Grey Cloud Show' starring Anthony Scher and my mate Brian Bovell. Another of the people I met at Anna Scher’s was the novelist Stephanie Calman who, at the time, was writing for Black Echoes newspaper. I will forever be indebted to her. When she decided to leave, she recommended me for her job. I worked at Black Echoes between 1981-83, initially as an in-house journalist, but I was later promoted to Deputy Editor in 1982. My duties included reviewing records, concerts and clubs, photographing and interviewing acts and DJs, and collating news. Basically, working 25 hours a day! While there, I contributed to ‘The Illustrated Encyclopaedia Of Black Music’, published by Salamander Books Ltd in 1982. In 1983, I got my first job in a record company, working as A&R Manager/ Dance Music Promotions Manager at WEA Records. My duties included project co-ordination, signing records/acts, co-ordination of club/radio promotion plus marketing of records/acts. I got the chance to work with Stan Campbell (singer on The Specials’ ‘Free Nelson Mandela’), and execs such as Rob Dickens, Paul Conroy, Max Hole, Phil Straight, John Hollingsworth, Moira Bellas, Barbara Charone and Bill Drummond. The best thing I did while I was there was licence a track called ‘Mysterious’ by Twilight 22. In 1984, I wrote three plays that were performed at the Royal Court Theatre Upstairs by the Black Theatre Co-Operative: ‘Money To Live’, ‘Basin’ and ‘God’s Second In The Command’. In 1984, I was hired by A&M Records as an A&R Manager/Dance Music Promotions Manager. My duties included signing records/acts, project co-ordination, product management, creating radio edits, co-ordination of club/radio promotion, plus marketing of records/acts. The office contained such legendary execs as Brian Shepherd, Chris Briggs, Tony Burfield and David Rose. I signed Any Day Now, featuring ex-Direct Drive member Derek Green and David Hubbard, and we made some great music with producer Mark Berry. I also signed ex-Light Of The World member Nat Augustin, and we went to Philadelphia to work with producer Dexter Wansel, but it was a disappointing experience. I also signed Dorothy Galdez, and made a good record with her that was a club hit in Europe and America. She later changed her name to Baby D. I also created the radio edit of Atlantic Starr’s ‘Secret Lovers’, which reached No. 10 in the pop charts. In 1986, Methuen London Ltd published ‘Money To Live’. Later that year, I began DJ-ing on pirate radio station Kiss FM. In 1988, I joined the Kiss FM office. My work included raising money to fund the campaign for legalisation and writing the application form to apply for licence. In order to raise money, we created a magazine called free!, which I edited. It later became known as Touch. As Head Of Music at the legal Kiss 100 FM, by first job was to stage the launch day concert in Highbury Fields, which featured LL Cool J, Ten City, Tony! Toni! Tone!, Aswad, The Chimes, Loose Ends, Caron Wheeler, Diana Brown & Barrie K. Sharpe, The Pasadenas and Beats International. My day-to-day duties as Head Of Music included creating a daytime music policy, creating a library, and appointing and managing a librarian (Alex Jones-Donnelly, formerly Editor Of Music Policy at Radio One). I also turned one of our production staff into a broadcaster (former Radio One presenter Sarah HB), and one of my interns is now a successful TV presenter (June Sarpong). I was also a broadcaster on Kiss FM in various time slots. During 1994, I broadcasted five days a week, Monday-Friday 04:00-07:00. (04:00-06:00 was 100% talk and phone-in.) During this time, I also created The International Dance Awards, a charity awards ceremony and concert for Kiss, Disco Mix Club and The Dance Aid Trust. The first IDA took place on January 19, 1994 at Labatt's Apollo and featured Dina Carroll, M People, The Prodigy, Gabrielle, Ce Ce Peniston, Apache Indian, Juliet Roberts, The Shamen + D:Ream. In 1992, Music Box/Granada Television wanted a contemporary replacement for ‘The Hitman And Her’, so I created a TV programme for them called 'B.P.M.' I almost got the chance to present it, but my mate Dave Dorrell got the gig. In 1993, I compiled the No. 1 compilation 'The Sound Of Kiss 100 FM' for Polygram TV. In 1995, I was Principal Co-ordinator of The 2nd International Dance Awards (sponsored by Levi’s). The event took place on January 22 and featured Eternal, Aswad, Michelle Gayle, C + C Music Factory, Sounds Of Blackness, Juliet Roberts, Carleen Anderson + Reel 2 Real. Later that year, I compiled 'Club Classics 95' Volumes One and Two for Connoisseur Collection. I also compiled 'Classic 80's Groove Mastercuts Volume 2' for Beechwood Music. In the same year, I presented shows on Jazz FM 102.2 (now known as Smooth FM), including deputising for Greg Edwards on his legendary ‘Soul Spectrum’ show. Later that year, I became A&R and Project Manager for Japanese label Avex UK. My duties included A&R/product management & marketing of existing roster, new compilation concepts, artist/corporate press, radio/club promotions and signing new acts. I signed Elisha La Verne, but was prevented from being her A&R man (but that’s another story!) I also project-managed a three-piece girl group called TSD, featuring ex-Steps member Claire Richards. I also licensed a wicked album by a Swedish rap act called Goldmine. In 1995, I worked for GWR, Mentorn Films and Choice FM on a licence application for 'Yorkshire' ILR station. It failed. In 1996, I worked for Mentorn Films and Choice FM on a licence application for 'East Of England' and 'Solent' ILR stations. They both failed. No wonder local radio is so dull! Between 1996 and 1997, I presented the weekly 'GLR Soul Show' on BBC Greater London Radio (GLR 94.9). At the same time, I interviewed artists for BBC World Service, and also conceived, compiled and wrote sleeve notes for 'Every Shade Of Groove' for Debutante/Polygram Records. In 1997, I became Senior Marketing Manager at Australian label Mushroom Records, working with Korda Marshall, Karen Christie and all the gang! I was specifically employed to be completely responsible for one particular artist. My duties included all aspects of A&R, marketing, supervision of all aspects of promotion and PR, supervision of photographs and videos, plus supervision of live band and live appearances. Later that year, I became Senior Marketing Manager at Sarm Management/ZTT Records. I was employed by Sarm Management to manage record producers, mixers, engineers, and editors. I was also employed by ZTT Records to fulfil A&R and marketing duties. Another disappointing experience. On May 17, 1999, I joined MTV Networks Europe. I was initially employed by MTV to create R&B and hip hop TV station MTV Base but, as time has passed, I have acquired more responsibilities. Having been asked to create a TV station for 10-15 year-old girls, I created MTV Hits. Since then, I have created MTV Dance. In recent months, I have helped to launch MTV Flux, and I sit on the playlist committee that decides all 10 MTVNE playlists. I physically programme both MTV Base and MTV Flux 24 hours of every day. I also create shows, strands and theme weeks/weekends. DO NOT ASK TO BE MY 'FRIEND' IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG AND HAVE THE DECENCY TO READ AND COMMENT ON IT. Here is an LBC Radio interview that I did with Adrian Allen (copy and paste on to your browser): http://www.esnips.com/doc/388c278d-dbef-4577-9676-d5377209b4 38/LBC-Interview This is me reading the first three pages of my novel (copy and paste on to your browser): http://www.esnips.com/doc/e9efafb4-f2ba-4a16-b90c-02fa7110af a7/First-Draft

My Interests

Music, reading, writing, football, cheesecake, laughing, learning something new, Tiramisu, holidays, women who find me attractive, fresh air, long country walks, holidays, hotels, pasta, movies with good scripts and satisfying endings, cold lager, my Ipod, West Ham United, trifle.

I'd like to meet:

People who will do more than just add me to their Friends box!

Music:

1.Oleta Adams: Rhythm Of Life 2.Aerosmith: Sweet Emotion 3.Angie Aparo: 'Spaceship' 4.Steve Arrington's Hall Of Fame: Way Out 5.Audioslave: Cochise 6.The Beach Boys: Heroes And Villains 7.The Beach Boys: God Only Knows 8.Jackson Browne: Something Fine 9.Jeff Buckley: Last Goodbye 10.Cocteau Twins: Aikea-Guinea 11.Sandy Denny: For Shame Of Doing Wrong 12.Dixie Chicks: Landslide 13.Doobie Brothers: What A Fool Believes 14.Free: Mr. Big 15.Genesis: Squonk 16.Jaki Graham: Rhythm Of Life 17.Quincy Jones Feat. Patti Austin & James Ingram: Betcha Wouldn't Hurt Me 18.Chaka Khan Feat. Me’Shell Ndegeocello: Never Miss The Water 19.Beyonce Knowles: Crazy In Love 20.Kut Klose: Lay My Body Down 21.Led Zeppelin: Ramble On 22.Level 42: Living It Up (The Sun Goes Down) 23.Lynyrd Skynyrd: I Ain't The One 24.Maxwell: Downdeep: Hula 25.Me'Shell Ndegeocello: The Way 26.Alexander O’Neal & Cherelle: Never Knew Love Like This 27.Prince: I Would Die 4 U 28.Pure Reason Revolution: Ambassadors 29.Todd Rundgren: Real Man 30.Todd Rundgren: The Verb ‘To Love’ 31.Judee Sill: Jesus Was A Crossmaker 32.Slave: Wait For Me 33.Steely Dan: My Old School 34.The Sundays: Can’t Be Sure 35.Talking Heads: Once In A Lifetime 36.James Taylor: Fire And Rain 37.Lewis Taylor: Whoever 38.Tears For Fears: Break It Down Again 39.The Edgar Winter Group: Free Ride 40.Stevie Wonder: I Love Every Little Thing About You

Movies:

The Bridges Of Madison County, Blade Runner, Wayne's World, Airplane, Altered States, Amelie, A Clockwork Orange, The Producers, La Cage Aux Folles, Almost Famous, The Sweet Smell Of Success, The Secret Laughter Of Women, Forrest Gump, Fargo, Les Triplettes De Belleville, Corinna Corinna and, as there isn't a 'Plays' section, I'm also going to include in here: 'Jumpers' by Tom Stoppard and 'Sizwe Bansi Is Dead' by Athol Fugard

Television:

The West Wing, Shameless, Desperate Housewives, Mile High, Commander In Chief, Thirtysomething, Will And Grace, Monty Python's Flying Circus, E.R. (with Clooney), Huff, Life As We Know It, This Life, Thirtysomething, Scrubs, Party Of Five, Entourage, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, Skins, Hotel Babylon

Books:

Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth, Sophie's Choice by William Styron, The Colour Purple by Alice Walker, Humboldt's Gift by Saul Bellow, Cry The Beloved Country by Alan Paton, Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, One Hundred Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Heroes:

Groucho Marx, Spike Milligan, Woody Allen, Stevie Wonder, Trevor Brooking

My Blog

MOBO 2007

MOBOS 2007 Last night, the MTV Base crew went to the MOBOs (Music Of Black Origin) at the 02 Centre in South East London.  Prince did 21 nights there recently but there was no such draw on show ...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:07:00 PST

And MySpace cant teach you how to be a better lover!

And MySpace can't teach you how to be a better lover! What a fascinating social experiment this has been!       We've joined MySpace because we've heard it's a fun way of making new ...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST

The Beautiful People

So, I will say, "You are beautiful!"   The most common reply I receive is, "I don't feel very beautiful!"       I have no problem giving praise or compliments.    Not...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:46:00 PST

The Shit Stick

The Shit Stick Every self-respecting janitor's cupboard has got a Shit Stick.       The Shit Stick is used to unblock toilets.   Yes, that's right, men walk away from a blocked...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:13:00 PST

The Couplet From Hell

THE COUPLET FROM HELL "You are my one desire You set my heart on fire" (Buddy Holly: 'You Are My One Desire')       "Put your lips to mine with your kiss of fire, oh yeahJust to be...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:13:00 PST

Does Sadness Arrive Incognito?

Last night, I made a scientific breakthrough & but more of that later.   For the last few days, I have felt like shit.  Sneezing repeatedly and coughing-up some extra-terrestrial green goo....
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

For Sale: Brain (very low mileage)

Jane Austen fan submits her work anonymously to publishers ... and receives a dozen rejections It is a truth universally acknowledged that many of us who claim to have read a classic novel are telling...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

Compatibility

COMPATIBILITY   Compatibility is a very complex equation.       Two people can be: of similar age of similar height of similar body shape be of the same race live in the same c...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:50:00 PST

PROCRASTINATION

This blog will not feature images of my sister in law.  It will feature my normal blend of humour and irreverence.  Paulette would not want me to be sombre for long.  She was someone th...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST

Paulette Patterson R.I.P.

On June 15, 2007 at approx. 4.00pm, my sister-in-law Paulette Patterson passed away. Born on June 11, 1963, she had just celebrated her 44th birthday. I first met Paulette in 1982, when she and her s...
Posted by Lindsay Wesker on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:56:00 PST