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Horror/Kung-fu Theatre

The cable show that makes you say WHAT THE????.

About Me

Welcome to 'Horror/Kung-fu Theatre's Institute for Gifted Individuals'. I am Horror/Kung-fu Theatre. The longest running Horror show in Los Angeles. I have been contaminating the airwaves every week 'Live' since 1992. The show is Hosted by my master, The Nightshadow. The show is a mixture of: In Living Color/Elvira's Movie Macabre/Cirque Du Soliel. We are home to the most unusual individuals ever assembled in the television universe. We have done over 700 episodes featuring the Famous, Talented, Unbelievable and the Insane!. Horror icons who have been Guests or Interviewed include: Reggie Bannister (Phantasm), 'Mr. Sci-Fi' Forest J. Ackerman, Felix Silla (the original 'Cousin Itt' from The Addams Family), The charming Maila Nurmi Thee 'Vampira', Ben Chapman who played 'The Creature from the Black Lagoon', Elvira the 'Mistress of the Macabre', Make-up Effects Legend 'Tom Savini' and Charles Band (FullMoon/PuppetMaster). We have been very fortunate to have articles written on the show by: Scary Monsters Magazine and Rue Morgue Magazine. The show has been suspended for: Fights during the show, Fights before the show started, Fire on the set, Explosion on set, Hundreds of Crickets being released in the studio and just bad comedy skits.

My Interests

B-Horror movies, Old school Kung-fu classics, Comedy skits and different Performers.

I'd like to meet:

Unusual Individuals/Street-Performers/Talented Artists/Mutants and those who nobody else would want. If interested, contact us to be on the show.

Music:

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Movies:

Plan 9 from Outer Space, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, 5 Venoms, Night of the Living Dead, Tiger and Crane Fist, One-Arm Boxer, Theatre of Blood, Enter the Dragon, Death Dream and of course all PD movies.

Television:

Movie Macabre, Horror Host Underground, Kolchak: the Nightstalker, Forever Night, X-Files, In Living Color, Black-Belt Theater.

Books:

'The Children of Miranda' written by William Tarts.

Heroes:

The Nightshadow.

My Blog

Comedy is Universal.

No matter what part of the Earth your from, Comedy is Universal. Especially from our show. -The Armenian Comedian. -The Funny Man from Iran. -The Guffaw from India. -The Ha-Ha from Romania. -El Joko f...
Posted by Horror/Kung-fu Theatre on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

Generals of 'HKFT', The War on Normal Programming.

-The Unbelievable 'Beetlejuice'. (Africa).-The Fantastic 'Fidge'. "Never forgotten". (Germany).-The Mighty 'Mangalla'. (Sri Lanka).-The Amazing..'Armenian Comedian'. (Armenia).-The Unintelligent 'Wolf...
Posted by Horror/Kung-fu Theatre on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Where to check us out.

You can watch us on KHIZ Ch. 64/32. Go on www.khiztv.com for times and info. KHIZ is on Direct TV/Dishnet and regular Cable that reaches 2.5 million viewers.
Posted by Horror/Kung-fu Theatre on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

Wanna be on the show, but don't live near Los Angeles.

Just send us a video tape of yourself and we will play it on the show. Horror/Kung-fu Theatre          ;         ...
Posted by Horror/Kung-fu Theatre on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

'Cast of Characters'

"Home of the Most Unusual Individuals in the Cable Universe": Bro-Bot, Jihada-Claus, The Armenian Comedian, Beetlejuice, Scarry Perry, Zamora the Torture King, 'Butterfingerz' the One-Arm Juggler...
Posted by Horror/Kung-fu Theatre on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:14:00 PST

Wanna be on the show????.

If your in the Los Angeles area and want to perform on 'Horror/Kung-fu Theatre', send us a message.
Posted by Horror/Kung-fu Theatre on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST