What can I say? I'm perfect.
actually, truth be told, i am the fun-filled creator of the world's most politically incorrect team of super heroes "Heroes Inc". I was also acting editor in chief for Bare Bones Studios when they published their, now infamous, comics-zine "PocketBook Heroes. I wrote the travesty "the Shadow Prophesy" which sequential tart listed as one of the worst comic books ever written and was described as being so shitty the reviewer could barely throw it to the ground quickly enough to avoid getting the smell of shit on her hands... that's fucking comedy gold right there! if you haven't already done so, pick up a copy of Heroes Inc and find out what all the buzz has been about the past 4 years and, remember, don't hate me cause i'm beautiful... hate me because i hated you 1st!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: rob
Birthday: 10/6/66
Birthplace: brooklyn, NY
Current Location: las vegas, NV
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: work boots
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: solitude
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese... lot's o' cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i'd like to find myself w/ some extra pocket cash...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: i'm late for work
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes(or so i have been told)
Your Bedtime: 11
Your Most Missed Memory: high school
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single never cared for group dates much
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: not any more
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: only in between swears
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: it's over-rated
Do you want to go to College: done
Do you want to get Married: also done
Do you belive in yourself: i do. i don't believe in anyone else anymore...
Do you get Motion Sickness: not since i was a kid
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: not really. i do take care of myself though.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: never learned to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: painkillers for my fucking back(i pulled it moving rocks in my yard this past week)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: married... no time for dating.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: if you count the fact that i'm being paid to sit here and take this survey then yeah...
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: alone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good parent
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6" or less
Weight: 130 or less
Best Clothing Style: jeans/t-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: can't count that high... although i can get that high.. i have taken more drugs than i am proud of
Number of CDs I own: over 1,000
Number of Piercings: none(piercings are for girls and pirates and i am neither)
Number of Tattoos: a couple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot... but nothing i would change.
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Sixty-Nine Odd Questions
Are your parents married or divorced?: married
Are you a vegetarian?: meat-eater
Do you believe in Heaven?: yes
Have you ever come close to dying?: yes
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: wedding ring/necklace
Are you eating?: not at the moment
Do you eat the stems of broccoli: yes
Do you wear makeup?: no
Would you ever have plastic surgery?: no
What do you wear to bed?: sweat-pants
Have you ever done anything illegal?: yes
Can you roll your tounge?: no
Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?: wife
Do you believe in Abortions?: i believe in a woman's right to have them
What is your Hair color?: black
what do you wish for: happiness
Do you smoke?: not any more
If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?: italy
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: no
If you won the lottery, what would you do first?: pay off my debts
Gold or silver?: gold
Hamburger or hot dog?: hamburger
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?: pizza
City, beach or country?: city
What was the last thing you touched?: porta potty door
Where did you eat last?: my truck
When's the last time you cried?: when my dog died
Do you read blogs?: sometimes
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?: no
Ever been involved with the police?: yes
what's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?: whatever my wife buys for me
Do you talk in your sleep?: yes according to my wife
Ocean or pool?: pool
What's your favorite song at the moment: "wild sex in the working class" oingo boingo
have you ever had a cavity?: yes
Window seat or aisle seats?: window
Ever met anyone famous?: yes
Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?: sometimes
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
What is your fav. sport to play?: billiards
Basketball or football?: football
when was the last time you went to the bathroom?: right before i started this survey
Do you drive a stick?: no
or ice cream?:
Are you self-conscious?: no
Do you like any of your close friends?: all of them
Have you ever given money to a bum?: yes
Have you been in love?: it's over-rated
Where do you wish you were?: sometimes i wish i was in a bad dream i could wake up from...
On myspace why is the 1st person on ur top 8 there?: he's my motivator
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?: yes
Can you tango?: no
Last gift you received?: t-shirt w/ "world's coolest dad" on it
What occasion did you recieve your gift?: father's day
Last thing you spent lots of money on?: kitchen remodel
Where do you live?: las vegas
Last wedding attended.: my best friends(i was the drunken best man)
Favorite restaurant?: hikari(sushi place)
What is your favorite kind of car?: '54 t-bird
Most hated food(s): indian
Most loved food(s)?: italian
Can you sing?: i don't think so
Person on your mind?: my kids
What's your least fav. chores?: doog poop picker upper
Favorite drink?: jack and coke
Currently have a Crush?: no
How long was your longest drive in a car?: cross country 2300 miles
Why do you do Myspace surveys?: killing time until i die...
Do you know who Nick Tyo is?: could care less
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