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Jared Africa

'Step one of life: If a man is holding a gun that launches pudding and is asking children about abom

About Me

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Hella - Biblical Violence

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You can see some of my drawings and shit Here, and here.

My Interests

The Fantasticar!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:



Slint, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, June Of 44, Lightning Bolt, Hella, Do Make Say Think, Nirvana, Fugazi, Modest Mouse, Minutemen, Subhumans, Japanther, Ruins, Gang Of Four, The Ex, Dog Faced Hermans, Dianogah, CSS, Battles, The Bad Plus, Arab On Radar, AIDS Wolf, Black Eyes, Brainiac, Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band, U.S. Maple, Chad Vangaalen, Deerhoof, The Decemberists, The Jesus Lizard, Rapeman, Shellac, Big Black, K.C. Accidental, Broken Social Scene, Maps & Atlases, Marnie Stern, Magma, Medications, Faraquet, My Bloody Valentine, Polvo, Rumah Sakit, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, The Roots, Shipping News, Sonic Youth, Television, This Heat, Tortoise, TV On The Radio, Volta Do Mar, The Velvet Underground, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo, Goober Patrol, Fishbone, The Slackers, Firehose, The Evens, Elliot Smith, The Dropscience, Dead Kennedys, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Crass, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cannibal Ox, Butthole Surfers, Blood Brothers, The Beta Band, A Silver Mt. Zion, Stiff Little Fingers, Strung Out, Tera Melos, Tom Waits, The Mars Volta, Love, Mozli, Operation Ivy, Minor Threat, The Pietasters, Pixies, Radiohead, ..

Movies:

Rules Of Attraction, The Toxic Avenger, Class Of Nuke 'Em High, Apocalypse Now! Suicide Club, A Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, Monty Python movies, Cure, Akira, Ghost World, Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Fear Of A Black Hat, La Haine, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, V For Vendetta, Catch 22,

Television:

The Office, Arrested Development, Weeds, Insomniac, Strangers With Candy, South Park, Lexx

Books:

Breakfast Of Champions, Survivor, The Beach, Cat's Cradle, Fight Club, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Z For Zachariah, Dune, Catcher In The Rye, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Odyssey, A Seperate Peace, Less Than Zero, maybe American Psycho (I can't tell if I like it or hate it), The Watchmen, Transmetropolitan, That Yellow Bastard, Preacher, Sirens Of Titan, Akira, Choke, Haunted, Galapagos, etc.

Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem

My Blog

"Keep your laws off my body!"

We watched Dead Or Alive (the one truly great film of our time) in slow motion the whole way through.We watched Dazed and Confused and though it's supposed to be funny, a lot of the movie just reminds...
Posted by Jared Africa on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST

I’m going to make mashed potatoes but I will substitute your face for the potatoes.

I've been drawing more lately, that's not saying I am drawing very much, just more than before. I think it's because of all the new music I have, a little more inspiration.Does that qualify as the mos...
Posted by Jared Africa on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:55:00 PST

"Look out for the floor babies!"

At the risk of sounding like some art-loving motherfucker, I am falling in love with Captain Beefheart and his Motherfucking Magic Band.Oh my god, I am an art-loving motherfucker. Whoops, where is Thu...
Posted by Jared Africa on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:02:00 PST

"It's a shpadoinkle day!"

First, a quote:"Little do you know everytime you shit there is some blood in your stool."- Me"Yeah but most of the time it is your own blood."-thompsonI need to cancel my iTunes account. It is breakin...
Posted by Jared Africa on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:39:00 PST

D-D-D-Drunk!

So drunk posting isn't necessarily a good idea, whatever I am not deleting those blogs.
Posted by Jared Africa on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST

How full of shit I completely am (am).

That last post didn't sate the need to write, so let me talk about what I think is most hypocritical about myself, I am sitting here watching "Class Of Nuke'em High", downloading porn and talking abou...
Posted by Jared Africa on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:04:00 PST

Here's the bullshit.

So I have entirely too much time on my hands and the only thing I have to show for it is an empty bank account and some bullshit music. I've spent most of this time connecting Gang of Four to Fugazi a...
Posted by Jared Africa on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:04:00 PST

Australia and a lack of cleverness in blog subjects.

I'm not sure if it is a good thing that I have been in a port in Australia for two days (total) and spent almost the entire time watching movies in theaters.  I saw Spiderman 3, which was pretty ...
Posted by Jared Africa on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.

(This is a combination of my past two LiveJournal entries.) I bought a bass back in Hong Kong for about 100$ and I love it. I have alot more fun playing with that than a guitar. It's better for a firs...
Posted by Jared Africa on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:37:00 PST

Because it has been awhile...

We fight over insignificant nothings. We pout and ignore each other. It seems like the navy is some kind of monster that searches for and destroys the friendships of people who have found some kind of...
Posted by Jared Africa on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST