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General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat

Mother~sweetheart, why does it smell like pure raw unbridaled sex in here?~ Daughter~I spilled some

About Me



My name is Rebekah. I'magirl! .
Talk to me if you want to know me.
Somehow: I.love.life.
My hair's name is ringo starr ♥
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My Interests

I miss Grand Rapids♥

This is Bug. Things to know: She's perfect. She's amazing. I love her uncondtionally. She's my best friend . She's just that awesome. ♥Daka+Bug=BFF♥daka&bug♥♥

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This is My Tani, my instrumentally/linguistically inclined friend. She's in mah circle, bitches! J'adore ma Tani.

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This is Jevva. She and Davi have very similar taste in who's trousers to get into. :P But anyhow. She's quite lovely really!♥

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This is Ms. Davi! She is amazingly smart and has hair that you just kind of HAVE to fondle. She is a history buff and enjoys getting to know what's beneath Robet Plant and J'Beck's trousers (and countless other lovely men!)♥

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Bug, Tani, Jevva, Davi and I have been friends since the 6th grade. I love all of them to death. In 7th grade we named our group "The Amazons" (pronounced Ahmuh). We've changed alot over the years, but I still love each and every one of them.

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Here is a site, made by Davi and Jevva!

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Do I love him? Yes! How did you know? :] S ecretly I n L ove W ith H im

tehehe I♥HeathMcNibbles

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This B-RANDEEEE... I mean.. Brandy. She's a hottie with a body/Cutie with a booty. We eat Gummy and ICEEs together. I love her more than she loves sea creatures....times infinity.♥

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This is Wilson. He makes me happy. :] I.love.this.boy. Even though he makes me sad sometimes :<[/p>

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This is Oren. He makes me giggle. He makes me smile. Its true. I want to have his babies♥

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This is Brian. His dry, sarcastic, and pessimistic nature warms my heart... and my loins. I love him♥

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This boy right here is Brad! He is quite good a snuggling and making me feel better when other people in my life suck bad. He's a pleasant boy!♥ :]

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This is Tweeky. I met him on Spacefem.com back in 2004. I can tell him anything. He has a saucy English accent. I love him.♥

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This is Zakk. I've known him for about 2 or 3 years... and I pretty much love this boy! He is made of magics! magic with an 's'! :D

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This is Jose...AKA... DRAKEO. I love him mucho and He is one of the sweetest people I know. I love him.. you should love him too.. NOW! ♥

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See that girl there? I kinda love her! She is one of my heros. :D We've had a sort of negative past.. but.. its one of those things where you start out VERY poorly.. and then you absolutely adore eachother. Even though shit happened.. I'm pretty glad it did.. because otherwise I never would have met her. :) Daka♥Kaitie

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This muthafuggah is John. He gave me 6[and then some]amazing months. He hurt me. I still love him. Don't fuck with him or I'll fuck with your face.♥ :]

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These are just a few of my many friends. I LOVE ALL OF MY FRIENDS! If you would like to be put up here, just message me and I'll do it for you! All of you are amazing! I ♥ you always!

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My Sea Creature Buddies

Eddie the Happy Fish


Charles the Contemptuous Octopus


Victor the Peevish Pygmy Seahorse

I'd like to meet:

You


I.Want.To.Find.That.



Music:

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**Note**This is not everything.

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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To Anthea, Who May Command Him Anything :: By :: Robert Herrick
Bid me to live, and I will live

Thy Protestant to be;

Or bid me love, and I will give

A loving heart to thee.

A heart as soft, a heart as kind,

A heart as sound and free,

As in the whole world thou canst find,

That heart I'll give to thee.

Bid that heart stay, and it will stay,

To honour thy decree;

Or bid it languish quite away,

And 't shall do so for thee.

Bid me to weep, and I will weep

While I have eyes to see;

And having none, yet I will keep

A heart to weep for thee.

Bid me despair, and I'll despair

Under that cypress-tree;

Or bid me die, and I will dare

E'en death to die for thee.

Thou art my life, my love, my heart,

The very eyes of me;

And hast command of every part

To live and die for thee.



Heroes:

My Blog

Crazy bad dream!

So this is my awful dream! I was going to Heath's house and he lived in suburbia or whatever.and I met 'his sister' witha  afew other people we got seperated and when we got to Heath's house it w...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST

I love Cassady for finding this.

  "For those of you without perfect vision, the actual Theory of Hipster Relativity is:M = (BN^2)^-1Music equals the inverse of Band multiplied by band's Notoriety squared. Before you go emailin...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:11:00 PST

Laugh! I like talking to Dean. :P

[15:16] Qisprettysweet: how are you and what are you doing??!?!?!?!?!? EXTREME!![15:16] IamCaptainDean: I'm HAVING AN eXtreme DAY! AND I'M WATCHING CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS SHORTS![15:17] Qisprettysweet:...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:33:00 PST

Hitler.

Baby Hitler was adorable!Look at his hair!   And.. whoever told me Hitler was bad at Art... they lied!...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

As much as I hate to say it. This is totally true.

1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her your jacket.5. Kiss her slowly.Are you remembering this?6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her somewher...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST

Srslywtf?!

  So, I was browsing around googlelooking to see if pickles counted as a vegetable.Then I found a video on YouTube about a carrot and a pickle that fall in love.While I was watching this, I saw i...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

Big fish!

Big fish isn't supposed to make me cry!And I do!Everytime I watch it! I'm a lamehead.but I love that movie.But now Law and Order SVU is on and it totally ruined the mood.Fucking Christopher Meloni. Bo...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:04:00 PST

Buh!

guh!I'm kinda getting sick of people.They're all like"lol wud u fck mee?"No.No, I won't "fck" you.Stop asking.People are dumb.Stupid kids/frightening old men on myspacewho are only/always looking...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:23:00 PST

My Night (copied from my LJ)

AHHH! So I was over at my Grandparent's house to watch Grey's Anatomy(Mom's thing) and we were waiting for our laundry to finish up.. and so eventually Grey's Anatomy was over, and the new show "Big S...
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:04:00 PST

Well gosh!

The intArwebz are dumb!   I hate my allergies. They're dumb. My tummy hurts.   I'm pretty happy.     Boys and girls are both rather stupid. Stewie is a stud....
Posted by General Cussedness of a Cantankerous Old Bat on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST