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Das Bob

I want to put my arms around you, like a gameshow host!

About Me

It's never about me.

I Wish my Lawn was Emo, Then it would cut itself!By the who, if you want to know, contact me at [email protected] or not..... but to give up the chance to chat with me..... is soooooo well smart really, but not so fun.

My Interests

Video Games Baby!!!!!! I'm an unattractive Nerd, geek gamer YAH!!!!!!!!!! Love my anime/manga, bad horror movies, and anything with peanut butter.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, and everyone except Ted..... No Ted. Ted has Been Dispatched....

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Electric Six, System of a Down, Against Me!, A.F.I., The Black Halos, David Bowie, Parliament Funkadelic, Money Money, Tsunami Bomb, Metric, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Franz Ferdinand, Radiohead, The Killers, R.E.M., and anything that makes me go FUCK YA! GIMME SOME OF BADOW-BADOW-CHIKI-CHIKI-BOOM! and Floyd, love Floyd.

Movies:

Bad horror movies, you know the ones funnier than any comedy, like Alone in the dark, Bambi, and Top Gun.

Television:

Cowboy Bebop, MST 3000, Family guy, and the Tick both cartoon and short lived live action show are stellar. Other than that T.V. Basically sucks

Books:

And here I thought I was the only one left reading. Terry Pratchett is awesome, Neil Gaiman as well, George R.R. Martin, add in some Douglas Adams, with a hint of Heinlein. I love GTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Sprinkles - A Story of Tragedy

Ok Peeps, i gots to be serious once in my life, find and hold on too a cause that needs to have light shed on it..... Uneaten Cupcake SprinklesI know, I know, your sitting at your computer thinking......
Posted by Das Bob on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

Blog Faced Killa

Anyways A while ago, but brand new here, I was working on my very own list of 300 since, If the persians ever attack again I'd want to be ready... :-) this list will be updated as i find time until i ...
Posted by Das Bob on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:00:00 PST

WTF I'm Back and Bigger than Jesus

Yes If you must know I am Back and not as lazy, I will be new at the cutting edge of everything except the newest stuff has sharp edges, and I know No one reads these so all of you no one reading this...
Posted by Das Bob on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:52:00 PST

The Ballad of Jim Beef Lake

Just Last Weekend I was asked to tell the tale of Jim Beef Lake.You see children with no side effects, outside Haliburton, a small town in Ontario Canada, there is a Lake called Jim Beef Lake. This la...
Posted by Das Bob on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

To Be Penguin

I sit here in my time off thinking about my past, when the dark trio of strangers braved the freezing cold tundra and ice of my homeland to find the chosen one. After 3 years of searching they found a...
Posted by Das Bob on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

Penguin Vs. Emo Kids

So after the fight vs. Tom from myspace, I took a lot of flack from the emo kids that didnt like being made fun of.... so I made fun of them some more That's just the kinda of penguin I am. I con...
Posted by Das Bob on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:25:00 PST

Penguin Vs. Tom from Myspace

So, as the rest of the Pengoons have been. I have also been personally annoyed by the lack of anything working for any amount of time on myspace.... and whats worse is you get a smarmy message from to...
Posted by Das Bob on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:24:00 PST

Penguin Vs. Jesus

So I'm back off my battling vacation. Very happy to finally get back to battling....... which brings me to a battle a had during the holidays..... So there i was, having some nog and enjoying a good...
Posted by Das Bob on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:20:00 PST

MTP theatre

So its been a bit since i wrote anything on myspace so here are some random thoughts  for you In your daily routine, use more Kung-Fu, like for example instead of shaking peoples hands, give them...
Posted by Das Bob on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:05:00 PST

MMS is the way to measure shit for a new generation

After years of animal testing, They have now found a new and improved better measurement system for the hordes of roving bands of crazies in our fair world. The Motherfucker Measurement System...........
Posted by Das Bob on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:31:00 PST