Poo jokes. Running in circles. Bouncy castles. Cous cous. Lentils. Burglary.
People who are true to themselves and true to everyone around them. And also lying people. Retired prostitutes. My real dad.
Coming soon-downloads of my songs including: 'Mystery Paraplegic' and 'I Set His Face On Fire'. How soon i don't know. But soon. It's worth the wait. Believe me. It's well worth the wait. Unless the wait is more than 6 months. Then it's not worth the wait.(it has now been more than six months.)
A cinema is a useful place for molesting strangers. They can't see you properly of course, because it is dark and they don't want to make any noise because the film is on.
If you want to molest a stranger without getting in trouble, I would recommend a cinema.
Ideally you wouldn't molest anybody in a perfect world because generally molestation is somewhat frowned upon. Unless it is another molester.
If there are two molesters visiting the cinema looking to molest a stranger, and they end up by coincidence molesting each other this is probably for the best- because then no-one is getting molested who doesn't deserve it.
I have never molested anyone in a cinema. Or elsewhere. One day when i am old, if i go mental, i might molest someone in a cinema. But at the moment it doesn't appeal to me.
here are some films I like:
'Halloween', 'The Birds', 'Dirty Harry', 'Taxi driver', 'The Machinist', 'Donnie Brasco', 'A Fistful Of Dollars', 'Closer', 'Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?', 'Leon', 'Scarface',
'Titus', 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'(1974), 'Serpico',
'Very Bad Things'.
It's shit and it always has been shit. But not as shit as the radio. The radio is properly shit.
Marcel Proust-'A la recherche du temps perdu'. And anything with pictures. And puzzle books.
Here is a list of some good things i have read:
Jonathan Swift 'A Modest Proposal (1729)'
Hans Christian Andersen 'The Emperor's New Clothes'
Edward Gorey 'The Gashlycrumb Tinies'
Raymond Carver 'Call If You Need Me', 'Where I'm calling From'
Angela Carter 'Nights At The Circus', 'Wise Children','Burning Your Boats'
Virginia Woolf 'Orlando: A Biography'
Kingsley Amis 'Lucky Jim'
Janice Galloway 'The Trick Is To Keep Breathing'
Don Delillo 'Underworld'
Jonathan Franzen 'The Corrections'
Chuck Palahniuk 'Haunted'
Here are some other people who have written good things:
Edward Albee 'Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?'
Sarah Kane 'Blasted'
Patrick Marber 'Dealer's Choice', 'Closer'
Martin McDonagh 'The Lieutenant Of Inishmore', 'The Lonesome West'.