***UPDATE!***
Let me make things very clear for you retards. DO NOT friend request me if you've never even messaged me before and just want to up your friend count, fuckin' WHORES. All you'll get back is denial and a torrent of abuse, and a sharp kick in the tits. and no one likes a kick in the tits.
Aaaaanyway
I am allegedly a student, I wear a lot of black...I write things sporadically and often feel like i was born in the wrong era.
i'm not that pretty but i am pretty cruel and people often mistake this for humour, i also bleed cake.
i have a general hatred of the sheeple so if you're one of them please expect abuse, i also believe that anyone can get a tan and being this pale takes real dedication and strength of character. but then i often think that i have enough character and sometimes it'd be nice to be rich and vapid. but only sometimes.
i have a bizarre list of phobias which include the entire medical establishment, flying insects, clowns, work, losing my mind, pineapples, finding out that my natural hair colour is grey, and kwicksave (it gives me a rash)
i once met a real life circus freak, he was a human pincusion which at first seemed exciting and a bit sexy, but in reality turned out to be messy and kind of gross. i once nearly got arrested in prague for dancing around the statue of king wenceslas at 4am waving bottles of absinthe with my best friend and a canadian that looked like sideshow bob.
i do firmly believe that stupidity causes cancer and that our only option is to cull the herd, plus driving all the chavs into the sea would be the best fun ever, the tide would run orange with all the fake tan!
i run a sanctuary for unwanted imaginary friends. remember a machine gun toting zombie penguin is for life, not just for an attention starved childhood.
i sometimes think there is something very wrong with me...
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