About Me

DANCE
DANCE
DANCE
hi my names claire and im lactose intolerant.
this is a recent discovery of mine and im still coming to terms with it.
there is nothing i appreciate more in life than good times with good people. fantastic conversation over a nice glass of red is all i want in life. i adore people who can keep me ticking, with their intelligence and wit. ive recently decided this is what i want more than anything.

I ♥ MELBOURNE

i hate people who say biatch

JOHHNY DEPP HAS NO INVOLVEMENT WITH THE FACT THAT I THINK PIRATES ARE BETTER THAN NINJAS. THANKYOU.
3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep..?
goldfrapp - utopia/ooh la la
kings of leon - aha shake heartbreak/because of the times
nin - with teeth
brand new - deja etendu
daddy cool - best of
belle and sebastian - the life persuit
bagster - brutiful
marvin gaye - greatest hits
eurythmics ultimate collection
killswitch engage- alive or just breathing/end of heartache
static x - start a war/cannibal
the suns - 2:20/rock ep
coheed and cambria - everything

i think sly, quiet but cocky bastards are hot. its a bad habit i know.

kings of leon = my one true love

noone gets my jokes, and i rarely get theirs. and if i do, it usually takes approximately 20 more seconds then everyone else.

and im shit at telling a decent story. ask anyone who knows me. my punchlines aren't punchlines apparently.

i have an impossibly small tongue and i hate it. if there was cosmetic surgery for tongues i would do it.

sometimes when i give someone an eskimo kiss or i scratch my face, i get a twitch. i feel like a little man is crawling on my right cheek and tugging on the tip of my nose.

best ever quote. ever. by my brother (rad kid).
Q31. Are there any animals around you?: We're all animals on the inside.

im getting married one day
one more thing. someone very special said this to me recently and it stuck, im sure its been said before. but i think its fantastic.
yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, live for today.a style="color: #FF6600;"

My Interests

music. fashion, art. writing. travel. and pirates! I LOVE pirates!!!!

I'd like to meet:

one word about this woman. FUCKYES

Music:

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
- the birthday massacre -
- combichrist -
- van she -
- midnight juggernaughts -
- dj andy smit! -
- coheed and cambria -
- walls of jericho -
- cog -
- karnivool -
- avenged sevenfold -
- skindred -
- static-x -
evermore -
- hot hot heat -
- dogs die in hot cars -
- von bondies -
- scissor sisters -
- faithless -
- kings of leon -
- ben folds -
- the cops -
- beach boys -
- the bees -
- streets -
- muse -
- black rebel motorcycle club -
- nada surf -
- as i lay dying -
- 67 special -
- elliot smith -
- interpol -
- the hives -
- cave in -
- ok go -
- modest mouse -
- bjork -
- the datsuns -
- underworld -
- style council -
- pulp -
- new order -
- libertines -
- elliot smith -
- unwritten law -
- spazzys -
- radiohead -
- opeth -
- taking back sunday -
- shihad -
- beastie boys -
- zao -
- the darkness -
- living end -
- silver chair
- muse -
- supergrass -
- end of fashion -
- dallas crane -
- pacifier -
- marylin manson -
- phantom planet -
- badly drawn boy -
- phantom planet -
- supergrass -
- staind -
- sex pistols -
- metallica -
- foo fighters -
- oasis -
- rem -
- greenday -
- little birdy -
- stereophonics -
- groove armada -
- a-ha -
- seal -
- smashing pumpkins -
- gary numan -
- air -
- cyndi lauper -
- ben harper -
- janes addiction -
- flaming lips -
- live -
- pearl jam -
- jeff buckley -
- dream theatre -
- millencolin -
- eagles -
- nofx -
- mamas & the papas -
- fear factory -
- jimmy eat world -
- deep forest -
- system of a down -
- rolling stones -
- ramones -
- aretha franklin -
- bob dylan -
- snow patrol -
- john butler trio -
- marvin gaye -
- sting -
- elton john -
- michael jackson -
- thrice -
- electric light orchestra -
- one giant leap -
- massive attack -
- jimmy eat world -
- mxpx -
- santana -
- audioslave -
- coldplay -
- sum41 -
- creedence clearwater revival -
- the darkness -
- deisel -
- garland -
- mxpx -
- fuel -
- spiderbait -
- donovon frankenreiter -
- vienna orchestra -
- franz ferdinand -
- alexisonfire -
- ben kweller -
- nikola sarcevic -
- U2 -
- filter -
- roachford -
- isaac hayes -
- maedar -
- powderfinger -
- red hot chili peppers -
- led zeppelin -
- rage against the machine -
- jebediah -
- tom jones -
- spazzys -
- xavier rudd -
- something corporate -
- nirvana -
- roxy music -
- scissor sisters -
- freestylers -
- hives -
- fleetwood mac -
- incubus -
- jack johnson -
- jeff buckley -
- hoobastank -
- the saints -
- ac/dc -
- the streets -
- faith no more -
- velvet revolver -
- george -
- bob marley -
- blink 182 -
- sound garden -
- boxcar racer -
- andrew wk -
- badly brawn boy -
- placebo -
- 28 days -
- ben harper -

Movies:

SANDY SAYS: eat a beaver
HUGH SAYS: save a tree
THEA SAYS: eat a tree
CLAIRE SAYS: save a beaver and thats FINAL!

SANDY SAYS: Grab 'em!
HUGH SAYS: Spread 'em!
CLAIRE SAYS: Fuck 'em!
THEA SAYS: ya mum did!

HUGH SAYS: pop it like a tart! fuck em like they're hot
CLAIRE SAYS: oh oh oh!
SANDY SAYS: *sigh*
THEA SAYS: fuck up ya blowfly
CLAIRE SAYS: ding dong
HUGH SAYS: let the good times roll!!!

SANDY SAYS: claire shhh....

Television:

SEX AND THE CITY
fashion tv.
wildboyz.

Heroes:

cheap shoes

toby

sushi

My Blog

what women want

so tonight me and kaisey had a brief conversation via sms. it went like this me:"i want a classy man that with go to the bowling alley and be a dork with me like carrie and big" kais:"no i dont...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:49:00 PST

Yves Henri Donat Mathieu Saint Laurent

oh my goodnessi cant believe hes gone
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:27:00 PST

MY BIRTHDAY ETC

I think im still in some sort of intoxicated state from the weekend, and its wednesday. fuck!bess ez kais san seth jen dan lee beau ah i love you alllllll!i cant wait to write a proper blog about my b...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:06:00 PST

Check out this event: my 21st!

Hosted By: claire rankinWhen: 02 May 2008, 08:00 PMWhere: Coach And Horses Hotel33 Maroondah Hwy Ringwood, Victoria|110 AustraliaDescription:claire rankin Click Here To View Event...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

last night

jagerbombs with kaiseys dad. whilst being educated about moet and chandon. gin in loz' car rump shaking in croydon. kaisey squatted while we were on our way to the toilet in the parking building. "kai...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:56:00 PST

(R.I.P)

HELLO MY LOVELIES MY PHONE DIED SO COULD YOU PLEASE SEND ME A TEXT OF SOME SORT BECAUSE I NEED YOUR NUMBER, THEYRE ALL GONE!!!!!!! 0431189623 I DONT KNOW WHY I JUST PUT UP MY PHONE NUMBER BECAUSE IM T...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:44:00 PST

so... i know i dont usually go for the guitarist, but

i think its official.i, claire rankin, am in love, with synyster gates. *sigh* he takes my breath away. ...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:18:00 PST

by kaisey

My name: Claire louise RankinWho is the love of my life: Gin and tobyWhere did we meet: well... this one night i was walking outside of switch, to a ’tour van’ to get me some interstate lo...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:19:00 PST

i love bk

This message pretty much sums up the sorts of conversations me and mr bk quite often have, haha and it pretty much sums up the reason why i fucking love him so. thats all! From: ...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:11:00 PST

ATTENTION: does anyone know anything about sharehouses??

i need somewhere to live, fast. im pretty sure i can afford around 180 a week for a place to live. im looking at this real estate site at places in prahran, richmond, brunswick areas and thats ab...
Posted by felix the claire [G.A.C] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST