stuff thats interesting... :)
ABOUT BESS ACCORDING TO...:
Jes: "hi my name is princess spankle legs. my most favourite animal of all time is the bumble bee.. it is not very mighty but can be deadly if its stinger gets you in the oesophagus bees have been producing honey as they do today for at least 100 million years since the Cretaceous period. Other animals i fancy include ponies and unicorns."
Christo: " I am Bess... I rule on the dancefloor...my house is party central... My family and I love to drink and we debate world issues such as "Do I use my phone too much?" yes that is a world issue."
Leon: "i am as awesome as video games and im working hard to make a living with blue denim in my veins.
I have eyes nose and mouth all held together on a face and you can find similar features by looking in the mirror, reflective windows or at other people"
ABOUT ME ACCORDING TO MEEEE!!: I ♥ TYLER WORTH! hahaha... yep. it's true. (told you id put it there!) :-P xlovesostrongx
Im Alessia. They call me Bess: I have a million nick names, Bess, Bubble , Bessie, Bessie Boo, Boo, Less, Boo Boo Head, Boobs, Lessie, Ace, A, B, Ale... just to name a few.
Currently studying Music Business @ NMIT Fairfield. Any contacts i can gather and have gathered are a great help! Thank you.
Things i love the most in the world are;
- family
- friends
- music
- movies
- comedy
I have a Husband AND a Wife. They make me smile.
Half Italian, half Irish, living in Australia; you can imagine the alco ive turned out to be.
I'm obsessed with the Musical RENT... as much as i love the movie, nothing beats the stage production.
I hate hearing people chew loudly.
I find it odd when you become aware of your breathing.
I burp, i spit... get over it.
Alcohol is better out of the bottle.
Goon. Passion Pop. Beer. Bourbon and Coke... im all about the cheap liquor.
I LOVE ♥Comedy♥. Anything to do with comedy. Especially the International Comedy Festival Season. Best time of year (better than Christmas)
I love eating Chinese food with Chop Sticks.
Pizza is a very touchy subject for me. Ask me about it some time.
My favourite foods are cheese and chicken... but i dont do Chicken Parma's... go figure?
If chicken was a vegetable, I could be a Vegetarian
V is better for drinking, Red Bull is better with alcohol.
Website's that use Comic Sans look unprofessoinal and i cant take them seriously.
Despite my love for comedy. I dont like Jim Carey.
You'll find me at these places: The Clap!(R.I.P), NEXT, Panic!, BANG!, Bootleg (R.I.P), Click Click, The Arthouse, Corner Hotel, The Espy, The Rochester, Ding Dong, Pony, Cherry Bar, Pint on Punt, The Tote, the Laundry... and others of the type.
Lived in Italy ( Bracciano ) for a year
Lived in Bendigo for about 6 months
Worked on Hayman Island for 5 months, from Nov 2003-April 2004 doing housekeeping
We have heaps of parties at my joint... something to do with my family being party animals.
I love photos, my room is plastered in them.
**Did u know KFC meals are more expensive in Queensland than they are in Melbourne and Sydney?**
I dont get hangovers, I dont throw up.
I sing a LOT, I quote a LOT.
I like to send random text messages to friends.
Used to attend CenterStage, a Performing Arts school doing mainly Musical Theatre, also some singing and acting.
If wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean.
Lee Street Primary School REPRESENT!!!.
The thing says im a Pisces, but im actually an Aquarius... im on the cusp, stupid thing doesnt understand
To know of The Game is to play The Game, to think of The Game is to lose The Game. Start Playing.
Crazy Quotes:
* "Flappy! Great news! I've decided not to kill you!!!" - Stewie (Family Guy) * "So's ya face!" - JD (Scrubs)* "No, actually I'm calling you from a Bananna right now..." - Tom Wisniewski (MxPx B-Movie)* "Go Doug!!!" - Jay (Mallrats)* "Yeah and if your mum had any teeth she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?" - Pnab (Idle Hands)* "I'd say 'come again'? And then id laugh cos i said 'come'." - Peter (Family Guy)* "You dont make friends with salad!!..." - Simpson family (The Simpsons)* "Madonna best fucking live act... Fuck off!" - Elton John (hahaha go Elton!)* "Majority rule...dont work in mental institutions" - NOFX * "And that my friends is where we cue the music....meh meh meh,weh wew, meh meh meh, wolowla, meh meh meh, weh wew, mow mow mow, meh mehh mehh meh mow mow..." - Brodie (Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back)* "In this world gone mad we wont spank the monkey! the monkey will spank us!" - Jay (Jay and Silent Bob)* "Looks like a stage is being erected!" - TS (Mallrats) * "I'm just the janitor, i couldn't think of the word SAD, I was going to say i feel so MOP" - Janitor (Scrubs)* "Stop calling me Warren! My name isnt... fucking Warren!" - Warren (Empire Records)* "UN DODGY PLONKE!!" - Merric and Russo (Merrick and Russo Unplaned)* "I say am i to spend the entire day wollowing around in my own fecies?!" - Stewie (Famliy Guy)* "Damn the broccoli, damn you and damn the Wright brothers!!" - Stewie (Family Guy)* "What's with today, today?" - Lucas (Empire Records)* "That kid is on the escalator again!!!" - Brodie (Mallrats)* "The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green, my heart's as full as a baked pot-a-ta, i think i know prescisely what i mean when i say it's a Shpadoinkle Day!!!" - Packer (Cannible The Musical)* "Life is like a box of chocolates...but in your case its like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!!" - Stewie (Family Guy)* "Robin!! You've lost your arms in battle!....but you grew a nice pair of boobs!!!" - Blinkin (Robin Hood Men In Tights)* "How do you know he doesnt smoke monkey pole?" - Jason Biggs (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)...hehehe thats for u Will!
* "What is going on?...do you know how many hours i spent looking for my temple of poon tape?...ONE...thats a long time to be looking for porn Matt, what the fuck is going on?!?!?!?!" - Ryan (40 Days 40 Nights)* "Tell 'em Steve Dave!!!" - Fan-Boy (Mallrats & Jay and Silent Bob)* "Smells like fiish, tastes like chiicken!" - Random Mexican (La Bamba)* "Empire Records, open til midnight, this is Mark.....MIDNIGHT!!!" - Mark (Empire Records)...hehe thats for Dan.
If I could marry any celebrity it would be Jason Lee! I love him! OR Ethan Embry, OR Seth Green, I love them too :)
You are Heroin Bob!
Which SLC Punk are you?
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MSN:
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I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet ME if I were YOU.
I've met my favourite band, Unwritten Law (best night of my life)...
also Tripod, MANY times... Adam Hills, MXPX, Myf Warhurst, Allan Brough, Dave Hughes, and many more are all on my list of awesome people ive met.
my life is complete.
Music:
LOVE Music! Pretty much like anything alternative: rock, punk rock, 60s 70s rock, punk, electro, pop punk, ska, emo/screamo, chill out, metal, hardcore, indie, comedy, gangster rap, hip hop, anything really! Love the oldies but goldies. Anything i can sing along too. Also I have done musical theatre and singing for years so like alot of that stuff. This is quite random mostly stuff I enjoy, not necessarily stuff I know extremely well. Ok here goes:
music
musicals:
musicals
some local acts you should support:
Bitter Sweet Kicks **
Cartel Las General **
City On Fire *
Dance With Voices **
Dead Cowboys **
Eddie Perfect **
Ground Components **
Helix **
Master Cardinal *
My Left Boot *
Orsan Eskabar **
Poison In Your Breakfast Cereal **
Raindogs (RIP) **
Straight 80 *
The Knockabouts (RIP) *
The Polites **
The Temper Trap *
The Vaginals (RIP) *
This War **
Tripwire **
Zeroline **
And lots more that i cant think of right now but think ive done well to get all that out...and well done to you if you are still reading! haha.
Movies:
Love movies!... im a movie freak. I can name a few cool movies off the top of my head... hmmm...
movies
I like alot of weird strange movies also. Horror, Action, Comedy, Drama, Arthouse, Animation€ you name it! Most Aussie movies are usually pretty awesome, and British. I like lots of old movies too... like ones you would have watched in primary school, and unknown movies . hehe...make-over movies are fun, and romantic comedies! (comedy is probably my favourite)...things i can laugh at even if they're not supposed to be funny-like80s movies, hahahaha.
Random shit is the best.
And pretty much anything with these kinds of people:
actors
well you get my drift ... and many many more!
Television:
...any funny stuff thats on. Hate reality TV! hate the concepts, and hate the fact they're keeping actors out of work.... so rude!.. British Comedy is awesome. BBC stuff, random cartoons and shows rock.
tv
...old school stuff! and others...
tv
Books:
Dont really read... i rather wait for the movie! Sad but true! Haha
Heroes:
BRAD IS MY BIGGEST HERO EVA!! HE SAVED MY LIFE...WE LIKE TO CALL HIM 'SUPER FRANK' (his hetero life-mate is Side Kick AL!)...hehe...
Ummm.... Superman is a hero, Spiderman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Incredible Hulk, Flash, Wolverine, Robin, ah.... who else? any suggestions?...
FatAss!!! (aka silent bob) hehe. "Fly Fat Ass Fly!!!"...
Stewie from Family Guy!....
Eddie Perfect (a musical genious)
Last But Deffinately not Least... TRIPOD!!!