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Cakarot

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About Me

I was left on the doorstop of a barely competent vets' office at a very tender age. The vet, thinking she might pawn me off on someone else a.s.a.p., "fixed" me right away. After a month passed and i had no takers, she declared to her staff that if one of them didn't take me I would be "put to sleep" the next day. Since noone else wanted me, and he needed a fresh victim, a terribly incompetent v.a. took me to his home and abused me for four months. At that point he grew tired of me (as i never ever came out of hiding) and asked a few people he knew if they wanted a cat. If not, he said, it would be the end of the road for me. Luckily, the abusive idiot knew a fellow by the name of Jacob who took me and said he'd find a good home for a tiny, scared, little kitten. He's a nice guy. He's so nice that when he couldn't place me in permanent home he didn't once consider killing me an option. Now I live with him, his pushover of a wife, two "siblings" and alllll the pillows I could ever want. Yeah, baby -- the pillows just keep comin'. Get your own free cool template at MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Wrestling, Sneaking, Spying, Eating plants, and my favorite, Pouncing!Save The World - One Click At A Time!

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I'd like to meet:

Welllll, I'd love to have Charlie Tuna for dinn -- I mean OVER for dinner, Jerry (of Tom and Jerry fame) he seems quite the morsel - err- mouse of the hour, I've often felt that Jimminey Cricket would be great in a pie- sorry- PLAY is what i meant, Daffy Duck has always seemed so succulen -- err, stunning on screen, and last but not least, I'd really like dinner with my arch-enemy, the Fly. First I'd serve him a knuckle sammich, some broken bbq ribs, a nice hamstring on the side, crushed grapes for dessert, and punch to help it all go down. Yeah.
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Music:

the Stray Cats, White Lion, Josie and the Pussycats, Baby Animals

Movies:

Catwoman -- gotta love all that girl on girl pouncing!!! The Ghost and the Darkness -- great until the end. The Lion King -- that's me, right? Ohhhhh lion -not- lyin' sorry.

Television:

Animal Cops, Top Cat, Nature

Books:

Comics mostly -- Garfield, Heathcliff, Felix, you know, the good stuff

Heroes:

Sher Kahn, Scar, Dragon, Si and Am the twins,generally anyone who like to pounce on others.

My Blog

Stop Kitty Massacre!!!

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Posted by Cakarot on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:47:00 PST