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burt

bacon lover

About Me

what can i say? im burt fucking reynolds dammit. i like, eating children (needs lots of hot sauce), knitting, hot pants, Orange Juice, Curling, Tae bo and Peanut Butter

My Interests

trans ams, booty, trucking coors beer across state lines, women, being the number one box office star in the world for five years in a row

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can appreciate just how fucking cool i really am.

Music:

james brown, emo, dueling banjos, Too $hort

Movies:

Smokey and the Bandit, Smokey and the Bandit 2, Smokey and the Bandit 3, Cannonbal Run, Cannonbal Run 2, Shakeys Machine, Deliverence

My Blog

LIMEADE

you all should drink limeade because BURT SAYS SO!
Posted by burt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST