Scott Baio aka "The Smooth Criminal"

About Me

I'm just a laidback, simple kind of guy. Some people consider me a "has been" , they don't know what they're talking about. I'm currently between projects, so I'm just taking it easy. It's hard for a big star like me to meet new people, so I thought I would give myspace a shot!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people with a passion for life. My wife and I decided to try the whole "swinger" thing, so I'd really like to meet some buxom blondes between the ages of 18 and 23. I repeat, I only want to meet young, blonde babes. I also don't want to meet anyone with stretch marks, cellulite, brains, or any inhibitions.

My Blog

Nicole Eggert, I hope you're reading this!

Nicole Eggert is a piece of shit. You ripped my heart out of my chest and threw it into a blender. You didn't put out until we had been dating for 8 months, and when you finally did, I realized that...
Posted by on Thu, 20 May 2004 00:43:00 GMT

It's hard being me.

Yes folks, it's hard being Scott Baio. I used to be the shit. All the girls wanted me and all the guys wanted to be me. Now I have to buy my love from a pimp named Sweet Bubba. I tell you, it's har...
Posted by on Tue, 18 May 2004 12:59:00 GMT