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About Me

The Greatest American Hero My name is Ralph Hinkley. I'm a special education teacher. One day, I was minding my own business, when my car mysteriously drove itself out into the desert. I was visited by aliens, who had decided to endow me with superhuman powers to fight the battle for truth justice and the American way. In order to use these powers I was given a special suit that came with an instruction manual. Unfortunately, I managed to lose the instruction manual before I got the hang of using the suit. Much to my chagrin, I teamed up with an FBI Agent. His name was Bill Maxwell. He just wanted to use me (and my new found powers) for large missions, like single handedly ending the Cold War.

My Interests

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-eee-eee.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

I'd like to meet:

The Aliens so I can get another instruction manual for my suit. Also, some Commie bastards. So I could kick their asses.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Who want to put me up to their lips???

You are Marijuana. Mary Jane, Weed, Pot, Chronic,dank, Ganja, the sticky green...The easiest ofall drugs. You're not particular, you'll fdanyone up, and for that reason, EVERYONE's onyour case...har...
Posted by The Greatest American Hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sighs

Is it weird that everyday I fall in and out of love? Is that what being single is all about now? I'm not depressed or bitching about it in anyway. I just think it's weird. I see a gal that could be th...
Posted by The Greatest American Hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh man

This weekend was crazy. It all started on Friday night. We went on this boat that cruises around Mission Bay (thanks Steve-O). It's called the Bahia Belle or something like that. Actually, we started ...
Posted by The Greatest American Hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm going to start

Today I decided that I'm going to start keeping BLOG's. They aren't going to be very interesting to most, but some may want to know what goes on in the life of a Super Hero. I'm not going to post fict...
Posted by The Greatest American Hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm just an average man with an average life

Who's watching Tell me who's watching Who's watching me I'm just an average man with an average life I work from nine to five, hey hell, I pay the price All I want is to be left alone in my ave...
Posted by The Greatest American Hero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST