I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking
About Me
Tall, dark and butt-ass ugly. Former golf caddy turned writer of various shitty television shows, some of which you may have accidentally watched. I don't have any cavities. My total cholesterol is 119. I can throw a boomerang. I can moonwalk. I am certified in CPR...does that turn you on? I've also got mad hula skills (see below)..
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A superheroine who kicks major ass. Willing to battle sinister evil-doers, mad scientists and radioactive monsters. Aversion to red kryptonite a plus. Licensed to fly the Invisible Jet. Must look good in spandex.
