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"I said good day, sir!"

Nothing screams haute couture like prison tats

About Me

www.popsugar.com www.wwtdd.com www.thesuperficial.com www.theonion.comI'm your typical Gemini I have 2 sides; just hope you catch me on a good day. I can be a bitch or a saint. I'm very laid back & very easy going. Sometimes i'm a selfish asshole and ive been mistaken for having ADD so fuck off!LOVEMYFLASH CODE /LOVEMYFLASH CODE

My Interests

I love me, rainy days, the beach, i'm a movie buff, i like the smell of scotch tape, i love hot tea, i love tv, i like sleeping in, i'm a perfectionist, i love pop culture & celebs, i'm addicted to floss, i like cross word puzzles, i'm a cynist, i hablo spanglish. i love shopping, kicking back, japanese food, casinos, bingo, texas hold em poker, i'm addicted to glasses ( i can never have enough frames, TV, old movies..... i think that's it

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Music:

Teena Marie, EWF, Rick James, Social Distortion, Queen, Violent Femmes, I listen to everything.

Movies:

I love anything w/mobsters, zombies, crazies, fighting, singing, dancing..... I like old movies, musicals, Cinemascope-esque. I love John Waters.

Television:

TCM is my favorite channel ever. But i do like The Shield, Lost, My Name is Earl, The Office, Adult Swim, 30 Rock, Best Week Ever, MXC, The Unit, CSIs, Sopranos, The Soup, Flavor of Love Charm School, Scott Baio, Rock of Love, Design Star & anything on TV Land.

Books:

Do gossip mags count?

Heroes:

Dolemite bitches!

My Blog

rotten toe nails or slut phone

seriously i dont know which is more annoying the lamisil toe nail fungus rx or the ad for the pink designer cellie?so here i am its the day after Im home staying away from xmas sales.& im thinking...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Peggy vs. the Peach Tree

Peggy vs. the Peach Tree Add to My Profile | More VideosHOW FUCKING CUTE IS THAT? & ENDING IT W/JOURNEY!...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

no more hobo dreams

bc i slept w/the door open i got a sinus infection, missed work, played pogo for  6 six hrs straight. so now im feeling better i'm doing what i do best absolutley nothing. ahhhh saturdays are mea...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:10:00 PST

hobo dreams

its great weather right now, so nice you can sleep w/ the back door open at night.  Lately I've noticed I've had some fuct up dreams, like my fears of zombies, work, babies.  I think it's bc...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:47:00 PST

all hail fucklord

ryan is a mature, grown man w/a decent job, good wife, nice house & yet i question his manhood when i see him wearing a McD's headset talking in tongue w/other world of warcraft players.  it ...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

wednesday was beautiful & the angels were crying

bobby you are very strong. we have faith in you. please dont give up. i do regret i didnt see margaret earlier in the year. but i did leave her an xmas post on her message board & i hope she saw it. ...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*i call it my festering hatchet wound*

gibsey's bits are best described as her "mossy pear". What's yours? Enter your name: MaleFemale Privates Eye...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sick.

ive been sick for wks. i go to the doc again for check up. the nurse who usually gets my stats isnt there. there's this new chick. shes ok wears way too much make up & sorta hippyish. so i could tell ...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i rock you suck

so yesterday was sat & my mom was xmas shopping & came across my old best girlfriend. so she & my mom talk like for an hr at jc penneys saying how they miss one another & my mom wishes id give her a c...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

caller ID should be mandatory

so its 7pm at nite & im checking my caller ID bc ive been in & out & i see this name & number i'm not sure of. I know the name & i vaguely remember the ........ so wtf are they doing calling my house...
Posted by "I said good day, sir!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST