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Aunty Tove

If you ain't got nothin' to hide quit hiding it

About Me

I have a sock monkey, his name is heston.He has forein accent syndrome.My time machine is broken. Im afraid of giant squid, and i refuse to swim in the ocean. I think some day i will ride a giraffe to the sea and make friends with some sailors,perhaps even they will be so enchanted by my musical talent with the spoons that they would invite me to join them out to far away islands where pygmies and apricots are plentiful. I used to be really good at making shadow puppets.Henry Darger is my hero. sometimes at night i can't sleep. not often . dreams slips silently into wakeful life and its impossible to detect which realm im in. i fight with the vivian girls in the child slave rebellion cast off and protected in arms, machine guns and dragons. Henry Darger will save us all. .

My Interests

TEETH,grave robbing,poultry farming, whores, fairies, ghosts,international diamond theivery,all things unfortunate,necrophelia,various cheeses, space travel, time machine repair,freaks (as in circus)pirates and their ways, guinea pigs, fancy drinks, accordions, , gangsters, clothes people haven't worn in 80 years in my closet, smith and wesson magazine, ice cream sandwiches, souvenier shot glasses, button up sweaters, shiny objects...circus side shows

I'd like to meet:

CHEWBACCA. people who give me the heebie jeebies. girls who give me the evil eye. Criminals. guinea pigs. lenny. My double, my exact opposite, necropheliacs, someone really good at making shadow puppets, losers, perverts, underage girls,that guy who keeps going through my garbage...............

Music:

1920's-30's blues, Tom waits, Dean Martin, Johnny Cash, Danielson Famile, Wax Manequinn, Meatdraw,Chet,The lonesome Valley Singers,Himalayan Bear,Geoff Berner, Hearse,Carolyn Mark,weird religious recordings from the south, voodoo chants, and the sound of the saw

Movies:

silent films, David Lynch, City of lost children, Mule skinner blues,Delicatessin, Amile, Guy Madden,Tim Burton, Tod Browning, Kissed, a whole lot more......and a tie for movie with best ending: The Third Man / Buffalo 66

Television:

infomercials , fishing shows, sea lab , Brak , and i miss twin peaks a whole lot.

Books:

ones i find at bus stops, the bible, unattended diaries, lemony Snicket, betty crocker cook book, geek love, Freaks:we who are not as others, Very special people, A cabinate of medical curiosities, Memoirs of a sword swallower , Meat comix, Ten Lost Years

Heroes:

Chewbacca... come to me my sweet Chewie, we shall make love under the watchful beady eyes of many ewoks under the 3 moons of Endor

My Blog

who wants to fuck the bread girl?

so i got a job. no, not that one, the one where i got fired the same day... a new one. it doesn't look too bad, after all its a bread store. i will slice bread. i will bag bread. i will put bread on s...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:56:00 PST

I can't do anything by myself

well im packed up and ready to move... welll move a few things anyway, into my new apartment. Located in the cozy "downtown and very near mcdonalds" district, i have no dishes, bed, blanket ect. and i...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST

bleeding hearts

i had a dream last night i was lying on my back in the forest at night . at first things were nice, the stars , the warm wind, then i realized i had a gaping chest wound bleeding out onto the ground,...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

i bin wronged rightly

I have no cure for the sleeping brain and the wakeful heart no tincture stained red can rouse the body when it's in a state of whatever it is where ever it went I will rip open my ribs and pull ou...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

tricky

can i have a pill for the heart ache doc, he won't hold me up i haven't slept i have a dried up coffee and an angry excuse. cat shit and christams ornaments no one missin' me you ruined my life but...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:10:00 PST

start of my vacation

"your eyes look amazing today" she says to me. they are smeared with cheap eye liner. Finally i can pull it off.....eye make up on gigantic eyes. "Lets get you into school" she says.  I say ok. s...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:57:00 PST

jubilee vacation

there are many things i do not know of or anything about, but i do know the torment of the sleeping heart and the wakeful brain. the painful retorical whisperings of a mad woman wrapped in  in a ...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST

hacked up

i apologize to anyone who thought i had become a paid per survey/ phone sex freak. My space was hacked, and it took me forever to figure out how the hell to fix it. so if i sent you a message telling ...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

If they die on tour,at least kim has a burial plot for each of our men

i had the worst dream, no THE worst deam last night. I was on a retarded sitcom, one thats only aired on american kid channels... it was a new sitcom about identical twin men who had married iden...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

Scream and run away..... Foeniculum vulgare

i like that part in fight club where he punches himself in the face. actually, i guess he was doing that the whole time. that movie is confusing, and reminds me of ikea. im going to go on a murder sp...
Posted by Aunty Tove on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST