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Special Agent Jackass

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About Me


Self Righteous Records
Brand X Media: Music, Art & Words
Malcontent Media
I once killed a man with a day old bear-claw and some quick thinking. I have no time in my life for british humor. At the age of nine I learned how to swallow swords. At the age of 24 I learned how to get them back out. With every passing day death by poisening from some member of the opposite sex seems almost an inevitable fate.I once ate a cockroach to win a bet and the guy stiffed me. He'll never walk again. I work as a graphic designer for a brokerege that sells snake oil to flakes, hiks and weirdos from the south and holland. I drink too much, I sleep too little, I'm alwayds late and I have a three legged chiuaua named tripod. When i was 2 years old i fell into a fireplace and my hair has stuck up ever since. One of my thumbs is on the wrong side of my hand so I can only hitchhike towards one direction which is how I ended up in Victoria British Columbia; a city famous for it's high number of satan worshippers, ww2 war criminals and old people. I am a graphic designer - my company is Malcontent Media most of what I do is web sites and gig posters. I also publish an online arts and music magazine called Brand X Media and also am the co-founder of an indie record label called Self Righteous Records

My Interests

Music, Comics, WW2 Propaganda art, Zombies, Foosball, telepathy, UFOs, solitude, mental hygene vides, art, psychology, B grade Kung-Fu, sociology, painting, clever t-shirts slogans, murder ballads, hign kicking contests, music, weird and awful social trends, The Church of The Subgenius, shiny objects, Special effects make-up, writing, the record label, playing a competitive game of 'peanut or raisin'....

I'd like to meet:

My unborn twin brother

Music:

To get really specific - check out my MOG profile. I think it just may be more addictive then crack - or Myspace, beyond that - any band on Self Righteous Records

Movies:

Jacob's Ladder, The royal Tenenbaums, Blue Velvet, The Sweet & Low Down, Gambling Gods & LSD, Blue Velvet, Tod Browning's Freaks, Leolo, Harold And Maude, The warriors, The Jerk, Airplane, Shawn Of The Dead, Even Dwarves Started Small, 28 days later, Mystery Train, F/911, Mulholland Drive, True Romance, Big bad Love, Battle Royale, Down By Law, Barfly, Fightclub, Back To The Beach, Punch Drunk Love, Twilight Zone The Movie

Television:

Oz, Carnivale, The Office (US version), Dead Like Me, Twin Peaks, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Degrassi High

Books:

I Am Secretly An Important Man - Steven Jesse Bernstein, Thus Spoke Zarathustra - Nietzsche, Any Erich Von Daneken (he's a weirdo), Henry miller, William S. Burroughs, Cash by Johnny Cash, Society Of The Spectacle - Guy Dubord, Notes From The Underground - Dostoevsky, Sin City - Frank Miller, The Book Of Subgenius, Craphound magazine

Heroes:

Richard Proenneke - The Alaskan hermit who created a log cabin with $40.00 and lived there for 30 years.

My Blog

Sadie's Day Off.

"Dad, if you're going to be my teacher today, what should I call you?""Hmm. How about Mr. Awesome?""No Dad.""Ok. what do you think?""How about Mr. Ladret? That is you're name...""Uh, nope. call me Dr....
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

Mog Mog Mog Mog

Just though it's let everybody know of my new Mog profile. If you haven't been there - it's basically like myspace but more music based than people. I'll be posting lot's of rare and unreleased stuff ...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:30:00 PST

a quiz

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? Hasn't that poor son iof a bitch paid enough. We'd dine n' dash. I just hope he's got the sense to wear runners this time around. 2. You suddenly have to f...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST

Diary Of A Dead Colonel,

Well It's been about a week since Halloween, and between playing the a zombie Colonel Saunders and moving into our new house  It's a good start to a month. The house in question is entombed in the ce...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:10:00 PST

Blood Wine & Chocolate Bunnies

Get out your rosaries and chocolate and give the Virgin Mary a big dirty chocolate faced kiss. Its Easter time again, a time to celebrate implausible circumstances of an old world superhero. Im n...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST

Blog Damn You!

Well, spring is here and I feel like I've just woken up crusty from a coma. Not really that out of it, but my general cognition seems to go down to about 10% through the dark days of winter. I've deci...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:31:00 PST

I just scored 30,000 playing asteroids

Not a champ yet, but a personal best. Glad I got something done at work today.
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:57:00 PST

The Assshole with the steamed up glasses.

I sometimes do work for a man I hate. He's uglier than anybody I know. He looks like he's waiting for a heart attack but ceases to keel over. instead he brushes his turd shaped moustache with his...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:31:00 PST

What a great show - what a terrible hangover ......

Just wanted to thank everybody who made it out to the 2nd Annual Brand X Media fundraiser. The bands were great, the crowd was great, Logan's Pub was great, the hostess was great, everything was gre...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FRIDAY - They Shoot Horses - Hank & Lily - David Chenery & More @ Logan's Pub

BrandXMedia.ca They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Shindig finalists and Vancouver residents They Shoot Horses, Don't They? are a hillbilly art rock band from Vancouver British Columbia. Self...
Posted by Special Agent Jackass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST