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Matt Wayne

I am here for Networking

About Me

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My Interests

goofballs and funnybones

I'd like to meet:

Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms, Ned Nederlander

Music:

The Clash, The Who, Queen, Weezer, The Jam, Blur, Sloan, Stereophonics, Dinosaur Jr., Built to Spill, T Rex, Van Morrison, Electric Six, Belle and Sebastian, Jon Brion, Louis Prima, The Stereo, Oasis, Supergrass, Beulah, Electric Light Orchestra, Piebald, Decemberists, Kings of Leon, Secret Machines, Wilco, The Libertines...

Movies:

Rushmore, Boogie Nights, American Psycho, Wet Hot American Summer, Royal Tenenbaums, Fish Called Wanda, High Fidelity, Beetlejuice, Big Trouble in Little China, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Spinal Tap, Just One of The Guys , Shattered Glass.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Most Extreme Elimination, and reruns of Wings.

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Things They Carried, Tomcat in Love, Me Talk Pretty One Day. (these are the ones I can say i actually finished reading)

Heroes:

Bill Murray

My Blog

Fudge

   I headlined a show over the weekend at an American Legion Post (this is a hot circuit in Western New York)  in Eden,NY.  The show was with fellow Buffalo comics Kevin Carli...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

get to the movies early

I went to the movies the other night at a Regal Cinema.  If you get to the movies early these days, and you go to a big theater complex like Regal, you are forced to sit through a behind the scen...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

A no-brainer for America

On Fresh Prince the original Aunt Viv was way cooler.
Posted by Matt Wayne on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:51:00 PST

The Cosby Show

According to The Cosby Show husbands are not allowed to eat whatever they want.  That's right Cliff!  Don't you dare and hide any  potato chips in the kitchen chimney! That wife of your...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

is it just me

is it just me or can we agree that Mamma's Family is probably the worst show ever made?
Posted by Matt Wayne on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:12:00 PST

awaiting approval

what's with all this "awaiting approval" horsehockey?  don't worry people, i got nothing but love to leave. approve that shit up front like a human being. also, can we get some more of these...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

open mic

went to an open mic tonight.  i think i love comedy again. everything i loved about it: the venue, host, comics, and the best, the post open mic hang-out with beers and talk about comedy!  Y...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:56:00 PST

is it crazy?

Is it crazy to have two different flavors of jelly open at the same time? Right now I have grape open, but I have strawberry in the pantry. I love the strawberry. I've been really going at the grape ...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

tis the season

Well I finally went to an open mic last night. It was surprisingly not a bad time. I was number 21/43. Nothing too out of the ordinary to report. It did remind me that I love stand-up. I see that...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

these hacker guys

someone hacked into my account. all they did was change my headline. they chenged it to something about a gay comic. what causes a person to act like a douchebag? i just don't get it. could it b...
Posted by Matt Wayne on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST