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Linkovitch Chamofsky

we spent a few months just wandering the sonoma. high as hell and shivering and smashed. we were hop

About Me

My JAM

My Interests

the perfect cocktail. usagi yojimbo. the first season of charles in charge. mini-van repair. basset hound training. the new yankee work shop. good shits. company laptops. bland motel rooms. diner food. cheap coffee or beer and lots of it. perez hilton. the movie hunters blood. apple brandy.

I'd like to meet:

artie lange.

Music:

Mott The Hoople, Thin Lizzy, Bob Dylan, The Descendents, Wang Chung, Billy Ocean, Anal Cunt, Hold Steady, Lifetime

Movies:

Rad, Monster Squad, Back to the Beach, Just one of the Guys, Teen Wolf, An American Summer, Red Dawn, Side Out, Revenge of The Nerds 1 and 2, Once Bitten, anything HBO played once a day in the 80's, the philadelphia project, gleaming the cube, superbad, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, se7en, big lebowki.

Television:

Here goes...Bizzare foods, No Reservations, Top Chef, Project Runway(fuck you), Simpsons, Scrubs, Heroes, Lost, First 48.

Books:

anything witty or touching a dork like me should read, such as, Bukowski, Vonnegut, T.C. Boyle, J.K. Rowling, Tom robbins, David Sedaris, Jon Krakauer.

Heroes:

anyone working a shitty job to support their family.

My Blog

do the urkel

So I stared off not being able to sleep, so I drank two Yeunglings, then four, then six then eight.  Now I will sleep like a champ, overnights have fucked me all up.  Also, American Dad! is ...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

FSU

So I picked up the new issue of Rolling Stone today, and there is an article in about FSU.  If you don't know who they are, they are pretty much macho fuckwads from Boston who go to hardcore show...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:04:00 PST

nipple slips. nude celebrities.

It has been brought to my attention, that perhaps i am a crybaby on my blog.  well to that i say "Suck a werewolve's ass fucking jerk"...also, I am not a complianer.  I am a rambler, possibl...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

Blah...

The rules in this game of tag are simple -- once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with fifteen weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose 15 people...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST

Its’s so damn hot. milk was a bad choice.

So, Sia and I just made it through 26 hours without power.  It was 100 degrees in richmond today.  We practically melted.  Plus I missed seeing superbad because of it.  Oh well, we...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

shit ! (do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?)

I  I got up at six, went in to work, did that for a little bit then got luch.  Drove home 4 hours my back is killing me, So I stopped at sheetz and picked up a couple of cold coors sixteen ouncer (Act...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

to blog, perchance to dream

So, it is way to early/late to be up.  I have to get up in roughly four hours for work.  I had the  most serious of a motherufcker of a migrane today, and allI wanted to do was sleep.  Finally the head...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST

Shaved Pussy.

Tomorrow, if you asked me "What did you do last night"?  My reply would have to be "I shaved my cat's snatch".  Now before things get out of hand, i'll explain.  My cat is obese, and th...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:02:00 PST

erghh...

I should have titled this "Poison Ivy REALLY sucks a cock".  My right leg is all fucking swollen, and oozing a wonderful yellow liquid from blisters and I no longer have an ankle on said leg.&nbs...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:10:00 PST

Poison Ivy sucks a fucking cock

The title pretty much sums it up.  Sufficed to say, if someone tells you not to piss in the woods, don't fucking piss in the woods.  Ty and Heidi, I am bringing a special gift to your weddin...
Posted by Linkovitch Chamofsky on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:00:00 PST