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Traveling, Steady conversations, Being a listener... Networking with creatives for BIGGER and better:: "op·por·tu·ni·ties"1. 1. A favorable or advantageous circumstance or combination of circumstances. 2. A favorable or suitable occasion or time. 3. A chance for progress or advancement.It’s good to be a man… Your last name stays the same. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don’t give a rat’s *** if anyone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal- You never have to find another gas station because this one is too yucky. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000-tuxedo rental $100. People never stare at your chest while you are talking to them (subject to debate). The occasional belch is expected. Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with: “So, notice anything different?” One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You kill your own food. You get extra points for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend. You don’t clean your house before the maid arrives. You can quietly watch a game with a buddy without thinking: “He must be mad at me.” You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a gift. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. The same hairstyle last for years. One wallet and one pair of shoes in one color suffice for all seasons. You can do your nails with a pocket knife. You can do your Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes.Yeah it’s good to be a man. GO Bears & GO SABRES!!!