Writing, Laughing (especially when you know you really shouldn't laugh and you have just a little bit of shame afterwards), Spending the day in 'the city', Riding rollercoasters, Punching people that deserve it, Taking the most mundane thing and making interesting jokes about it, Your face, Your mom, and Your mom's face.
Fellow comedians, Quentin Tarantino, Eli Roth, M. Night Shaymalama-ding-dong, a couple actors and some awesome people...maybe God if i have time...
Maroon 5, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Bo Burnham, Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D, Bowling for Soup, Chris Daughtry, and Incubus.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Reno 911: Miami, Airplane!, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers (Basically anything written by Mel Brooks), Hard Candy, Nightmare On Elm Street, GrindHouse: Planet Terror.
Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Robot Chicken, House, Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen, Dexter, Bigshots, The Big Bang Theory and Rescue Me.
I Killed, Stealing Shadows, Without You, Lemony Snicket box set..yea, thats how I roll.
The Men And Women Serving In Our Military, Mom, My Friends, All the comedians on my friends list, and Captain America...