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My GR Finalist Blog Poem

The good news is I managed to entertain the judges enough to get my poem through to a finalist spot.  The bad news is I made an idiot of myself publicly by spelling the names of the subjects of the po...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:52:00 GMT

The Art Of Disillusion

The Art of DisillusionFox TV is running an ad this week for a show theyre calling Magics Greatest Secrets Revealed or something similar.When I was a kid, like a lot of little boys, I wanted to be a ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 16:51:00 GMT

Thank You!!

To all my friends who made it out to see the show last night.  Most notably my comic buddies who crossed the entertainment barrier to come see a fellow comedian try to play drums!!You guys ROCK!!!Than...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 13:28:00 GMT

Hope You Can Make It.

Outside of bulletins, I can't mass email everyone, but if you guys are interested, I have free passes to the show for anyone who reads my blog (of course not just you guys, but I can't message everyon...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:06:00 GMT

Toddlers And Tiaras???

I discovered a show on cable today.  It's called "Toddlers & Tiaras."Now, I have nothing against insecure people.  Shit, I'm a child myself, but if my wife tried to enter me into a beauty pagent, I th...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:12:00 GMT

Terrell Owens Is A Buffalo Bill

Uhhh... This is wierd on so many levels.It's a one year deal with a four million dollar signing bonus, which basically ensures he won't be cut before September.  Duh?  This guy could crap in the Gator...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:31:00 GMT

High Fidelity

I'm willing to accept a whooping from anyone who thinks I'm an idiot for never bothering with this movie, and I consider myself a movie buff.   I've caught chunks of it over the years but never r...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:18:00 GMT

Long for a Blog, Short for a Short Story.

  Thanks to KC for the comma intervnetion.  I think I have a problem.   UPDATE:  This story will be published in December 2008 by WORDCLAY in the Words Of Belief antholog...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:41:00 GMT

I Should Have Bought A Goldfish.

My dog thinks I'm an idiot.  It's hard to run a household when the least intelligent being in the place has no respect for you.  I'm certain it's because I can't whistle.  I try and it ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:56:00 GMT

The Dark Knight Movie Review

The Dark Knight was cool...   ...but the trailer for WATCHMEN was NOTHING SHORT OF AWSOME!!  It looks to be everything that I would hope for in the movie adaptation of the Hugo Award winning...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:00:00 GMT