I was born in America, therefore I am one of God's chosen people. I live in the south, and yet I don't hate Blacks, Latinos or the Gays, although I don't care much for the Amish. I am a comedian, but if you see me at the bank or the flea market or the Golden Corral please don't ask me to "say something funny", unless you're willing to give me 10 minutes, $7 and a microphone. What else? Well, I have 3 cats, some furniture and a very nice collection of breakfast cereals. I love to sneeze. I don't eat animals, but I do ridicule them. I kinda believe in Sasquatch. I don't believe the south will rise again, however I don't really know what that means. Cheettos are overrated. Wrong is bad. Art is good. Who farted?
Radio Daze - Dave Stone from Beards of Comedy
