saying goodbye |
Yo! MTV Rapzhey y'all. I'm moving to Oakland California in October. If you wanna come with lemme know as soon as possible....
Posted by Dan Shaw on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:26:00 PST |
Me rip off Ed |
Prepare to fail! Create your own friendquiz here...
Posted by Dan Shaw on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST |
Blogs about dreams |
Blogs about dreams are lame, but so am I.
I had a dream this morning that Charlie and I had to take refuge in Taylor's house, which is a dorm for gay lawyers located in Kennedy park and Ta...
Posted by Dan Shaw on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:03:00 PST |
Habits of the common mutherfucker |
I'm sick of looking at people's interests and under the tv requirement people writing "i don't really watch tv". I've seen you mutherfuckers watch tv.
I'm also sick of these cool bike people. H...
Posted by Dan Shaw on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST |
A terrible mistake |
I can't shave my moustache.
He's has taken over.
I'm no longer in control.
He's taken root in my brain.
Everyday he grows stronger.
I fear this will be my last transmission.
Soon the transformation wi...
Posted by Dan Shaw on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:32:00 PST |
SLUTS |
Dear sluts,
better get an abortion now while they're still legal!
Posted by Dan Shaw on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:28:00 PST |
Fired |
I just got layed off through the mail. I'll milk unemployment for awhile but i need a job that pays sort of well. I'm willing to shave my beard and cut my hair but the moustache stays.
Posted by Dan Shaw on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:26:00 PST |
In case you didn't read my bulletin |
You better vote today you stupid asshole. Drag your cum dripping buttcheeks down to the polling place and vote NO on EVERYTHING. new laws can only fuck shit up. If you don't vote than you're deeming i...
Posted by Dan Shaw on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:41:00 PST |
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast |
I had spaghetti sauce and coffee for breakfast!
Posted by Dan Shaw on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:26:00 PST |
boring |
I had a dream that I was hella good at mountain biking. I was just cruising around town on a mountain bike and I was wicked good at it.
Posted by Dan Shaw on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 06:43:00 PST |
