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About Me

I'm interested in Chemistry, Psychology, and veterinary work. I like zombies. And cats. I love the black plague. I like love. I have a Doppelganger. I like practical jokes, and writing on passed-out people. I currently have a half-assed comic-book parody in the works called hard mime. It's over 100 pages long so sit on your ass and wait for it, ok? I enjoy cockfights, riots, kicking, and Dilaudid suppositories. I am addicted to water, oxygen, and food. This isn't even my comics page. Why are you here? Waste Of Time if you ask me.Now i have two doppelgangers."Give a finger, take a hand"If you keep an open mind, you'll discover a dark secret“CHERISH POWER … REMEMBER THAT IT STANDS IN THE BIBLE BETWEEN THE KINGDOM AND THE GLORY, BECAUSE IT IS WILDER THAN EITHER OF THEM.” – EMILY DICKINSON

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My Blog

predictions for the next 100 years

i'm posting this cuz i want to get flamed. sooooooo........ viewers, do your worst!T H E   N E X T   1 0 0   Y E A R S: As seen by a psychic ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 20:13:00 GMT

Fuck

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. i'm outta here.PS: yeah, i'm talking about YOU. eat it
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:20:00 GMT

none

tonight was odd. the woman and Her cat. her small black cat. named Lightning. The tip of its tail was zig-zagged like a lightning bolt.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:43:00 GMT

Sucks for Dick Butkus

That poor guy has an awful name.What have I been up to lately, you axed?I watched 'night of the living dead'Fixxxed my previously-crappy WI-FI connection so that it actually works all the time now.Re-...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Death In Vegas - Dirt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QWKt1YlquAThe title sums it up. "Flinch, you'll get a fucking gun-butt to your gut"
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:46:00 GMT

My latest mishap

so i'm gonna make this quick. internet still down @ my haus (maus?) so i shit on it. yeah, pooped on the router. then i called at&t, and told them i had a problem. let them deal with that shit.bac...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:56:00 GMT

foul day

fuck ass crap shit cock bitch piss. That's how my day went.walking too much: ouch!sleeping too little: arg! yawn!alienated: boo!my neck hurts, my shoulder hurts: grrrrrrrrr!i want to yell at people on...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:42:00 GMT

hey judge, are you retarded?

BAYAMON, Puerto Rico - A Puerto Rican judge on Wednesday found a contractor and two of his workers not guilty of animal cruelty in a highly publicized massacre of dogs and cats seized from a housing p...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:00:00 GMT

STINKY JOHN

i seen that dude one time, i was in the supermarket, looking for some milk. and he was going around, opening up all the egg cartons and breaking the eggs with his dick!
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:46:00 GMT

The truth about Absinthe

historical accounts regarding Absinthe WITHDRAWL are one of the main reasons that people have the idea that it's hallucinogenic (it's not). people were hallucinating because of DT's, not the drink its...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:46:00 GMT