holy shit! sexiest slob alive: single! |
two weeks now!
how haven't i been laid yet?!?
just jokin. it sucks not having the best girlfriend in the world any more. but it had to happen. for blah blah blah hecka reasons. nobody's to blame.
i'm ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:23:00 GMT |
blah blah blah im a gooder writer than maya angelou blah blah blah |
3:30 AM hangover. 70's Chevy Van. Cigarette stained curtains and rust coloration floating down the highway. My neighbor in the left lane. Floating past industry the long and scaly arm of utility: a ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:02:00 GMT |
playful siren birds get they rave on |
The street outside is a lake,
and I'm floating in the darkness.
Just over my head
police sirens and their lights swirl
the wind blowing the water around
tiny erratic ripples on the surface of other la...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:41:00 GMT |
disco dolls in hot skin vs. lollipop girls in hard candy |
disco dolls in hot skin "3d": 4+ starz
lollipop girls in hard candy "3d": 1 1/2 starz
lghc = a lot more fucking- action (which is uncool). zero- hilarious- stupid- fake- action- action. 1000000 tonz...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:04:00 GMT |
¡lucha libre! |
i watched real mexican wrestling on tv today. parts of it were awesome.
all i remember:
1) three guys connected by one leash around their necks. they kept tryin to hang each other. they also kept...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 15:15:00 GMT |
distal radius fracture |
i broke the fudge outta my left arm playin softball on friday night.
i was playin in left feild n this dude hit a short flyball my way. i was rushin into grab it, slid feet first, when i caught the ba...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:54:00 GMT |
somehow i still have a job |
i called in sick one day, five weeks ago, since then i haven't been scheduled to work. i just sort of took it as a lazy way for them inefficient cinedomian slobs to fire me. but la...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:26:00 GMT |
what a fudgin scam |
so i ran outta gas yesterday on my way to class. luckily i ended up puttering to a stop a mere 30 yards from a gas station. some kindly mexican gent helped me push my car from imola into the vacant lo...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:04:00 GMT |
drinkin sucks |
it hurts a lot. i never used to get such painful hangovers. jesus.
and i'm such a gabby goose/ chatty cathy/ talky jockey when i'm drunk. it's so embarrassing.
oh well.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 00:24:00 GMT |
nobody's beeswax |
my junk's all better. hurray.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:11:00 GMT |
