Dr. Chim Rigglds - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Captain Darin, Dear sweet maid, nay, your towell has long since been stolen by small, furfellent, bejewelled trolls. They entered my kingdom in a flash by ways of some sort of time machine, snatched your luscious cloth and soon after assaulting me, vanished into thin air. I summoned the winged unicorn I call 'Ridicule Slaughterhome' to help me battle the evil towel thieves, but like the bloodsucking banshees they are, they quickly decapitated my poor, sweet Ridicule Slaughterhome and mounted her Majestic head upon a newborn troll, thus giving it the power of my dear Ridicule Slaughterhome, (wings, horn, beauty, steed, speed, magic, power, etc. etc...) After clubbing my flaabby useless body nearly to death, the trolls slipped back into the time machine and disappeared to thier land, called Hell probably, and I could do nothing but weep and lie in a pool of Ridicule Slaughterhomes blood. After hours of rolling, slipping, sliding and gliding in her sad, divine vein juice, a single thought popped into my thick skull; "Drink it Dr. Chim, DRINKITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" Yes, and I did. Every last drop, every last stream that soaked into my unvacuumed carpet I sucked out till the fibers were white again. Then a great illness swept over me, causing convulsions and rickets, and shingles. I wiggled like mad until my body was ripped in half by the force the horse blood inside created. A great rumble sounded as my body separated and then there it was... Sitting perfectly untouched, absolutely perfect looking upon the torn remains of my twiching body meat, your towell. In perf Condish. it is waiting for you Captain Darin. Yes, I as well as Ridicule Slaughterhome have died to bring it back to you, but it was all worth it, worth every second. Come back for it. Peace be with you.

My Interests

Axes. Pocketknives. Bunnies. Banana Hammocks. Wheetabix. New Wave clubs, Shannon and the Clams. kid boy activities like walking along railroad tracks and trying to sneak into old buildings. Exploring. Spelunking.

I'd like to meet:

crispin glover, Andre the giant, gene wilder, bill murray, steve carel, glenn danzig.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Shannon and the Clams, Flat Duo Jets, Donovan, Tommy James and the Shondells, Captain Beefheart, Modern Lovers, The polecats,The turtles, The Liars, Roy Orbison, Pulp, Elvis, the Germs, Q. Lazarus, Dexter Romweber, Gene Pitney, the Ramones, Al Martino, Pylon, the Apes, Morrissey, Mammoth Rider, Sleazy Demure, the Electric Prunes, Love, Brian Eno, Bauhaus, Frank Zappa,Chimney Chaingunz Lil Danny Graham, the Chiffons, Butthole Surfers, DeVo, Johnny Thunders, Circle Jerks, the stooges, ,Crispin Glover, the Shangri-la's, the Ronnettes, danzig. Dinosaur Jr. Old Grandaddy and thier latest album. ween. old Beck. old metallica. Motorhead, black sabbath. Neil Young. OMD. old misfits. the boys next door. b52s. tiny tim. queens of the stoneage. smiths. elo.Depeche Mode. old clan of xymox. Cayetano Veloso, old toadies. Samhain, the first elf power cd. sleep. Ibrahim Ferrer, electric wizard. Gwar. Os Mutantes. red cross. adam ant. imperial teen. sonic youth. London Suede.the Troggs, new order. joy division. Slayer, Stone roses. Jesus and mary chain.Book of Love.The Cramps. Agent Orange. the centurions. the animals. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Planet Terror, Death Proof, Windy City Heat,What Is Is?the Burbs. Over the Edge. Triple Scoop, Life Aquatic, Death Valley Beastmaster,Devils rejects, 40 yr old virgin, desperate teenage lovedolls. Conan the barbarian, rivers edge. goonies. Royal Tenebaums. Star Wars trilogy.Ewoks battle for endor. Purple Rain. wet hot american .. width="425" height="350" ..summer.waynes world. old yeller. blue velvet. natural born killers. mr boogedy. neverending story. rubin and ed.wild at heart. Cemetary man.

Television:

Tom Goes to the Mayor, Timand Eric awesome show great job!the office, Yacht Rock. Freaks and Geeks. To Catch a Predator, strangers mit candy

Books:

say cheese and die (r.l. stine).

Heroes:

Crispin Glover and Gene Wilder, Andre the Giant, 'kyle reese' from the Terminator, Nick Swardsen

My Blog

no phone

no phone. i dropped it in the toilet. i dont know how to continue friendships without it. if you want to get to me, i guess come pound on my backporch. we will drink beer perhaps. boohoo motherfucker....
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:18:00 PST

eat shit ass man.

no. no man. no. its the end of a legacy...a teal one with station wagon and a smiths sticker. vanillaroma scented. sweet, sweet wheels from heaven you are dead. dead and gone. i will miss you and your...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST

spring fever. gimme summer

things i want to do when i get out of school may 5th 1)go to arkansas 2)go to soda hole and spend a lot of time there. 3)have a 60s luau bbq qith the lolita soundtrack playing. drink shit out of pinea...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

highlight of my life

For those of you who know of Tim and Eric (who did Tom goes to the Mayor on adult swim and now do Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job) Eric used a portrait that I drew of him for his main pic on his m...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

its coming...

HALLOOWWEEN!!!!!!! how bouts a party someone??? My ma said noway jose. How bout one o you ask yer moms, or wives, or pets, or roomies and throw a super cool partay. Or, what else should we do? Lets ge...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST

I probably shouldnt be drunk right now

really. I probably shouldnt. Satan. its only 704. one of you dickweeds should be here making me chuckle. you assholes. I think its much too early to be drunk right now. especially alone. ima loser. al...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:11:00 PST

Dont be offended

I was buying a bra at a lane bryant the other day and was chewin the fat (yukyuk) with an old lady. By the way, lane bryant is hideous old fat woman clothing...and a fight erupted between 2 enormous a...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:43:00 PST

lissin up, I need yer help

A)the new grandaddy album is fairly good. I am quite surprised. I really like it. B)help me pick out a name for my band Tell me which you like and suggest some too if you wanna. Shannon and the Shimmi...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST

lucky jerk

Me? Music Me? Yes. I have been invited to be a featured musical artist at the Starry Plough in Berkeley CA. I am happy about this .I need a drummer (Anferney probably) and guitar player (Chris?) ...
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

I wrote a song...time to record

now what do i need to recorders...a four track? another cable? are four tracks cheap? im dumb. what brand?
Posted by Dr. Chim Rigglds on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:14:00 PST