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Elwood P. Dowd

Mule Skinner No More, But I Still Love My Taffy

About Me

This is me when I was 5, I was a happy child, being a mule skinner till I was 8 making a nickle a day and eating saltwater taffy.Now I like Cheese and Monopoly money. My AIM and Yahoo Messanger name is Daryablo for those who want to say hi or just make anonymous threats or insults.

My Interests

Shaving Cats and peeing in parks ..

I'd like to meet:

David Cross...Check

Music:



don't listen to the radio, tend to listen to oldies most of the time, Bobby Vinton, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Leadbelly, Early Elvis, Rat Pack, Buddy Holly, Bonzo Dog Band, Bobby darin, Patsy Cline, Harry Neilson, R. Dean Taylor, Gilbert O'Sullivan, screaming Jay Hawkins, the troggs, Paul Anka, Burl Ives. Anything from the 30's, 40's, 50's, most 60s, some 70's and 80's. Recent artist: moistboys, clinic, devendra Banhart, ween, modey lemon, McClusky pre-one hot minute chili peppers, MSI, Beck, Tom Waits, various one hit wonders

Movies:

Samurai X (not theRuruni Kinshin sereies), Seven samurai, three amigos, predator, pumping Iron, 12 monkey's, the Punisher with Dolph Lundgren (not the crappy new one with John Travolta), Pee-wee's Big adventure. Strange brew. Cabin boy, Ichiru, Cobra, Rambo, Rocky, I can go on forever. and how could I forget StarWars 4-6 only, those others never happend!!!

Television:

Don't own a T.V, when I watched it, it was adult swim, history channel. used to love, Ren and stimpy, Family Guy, Pokemon cuzz it is retarded, eek the cat, most 80's cartoons.

Books:

Anything written pre-1950's, I find modern books to be boring and put me to sleep, I try to read at least two books a month, and usually get my reading from thrift stores, you find some very intresting books that way

Heroes:

Jed Clampett, and this guy

My Blog

Check out this event: Run The Ed Out Of Town Meeting

Hosted By: Edward DeHaroWhen: Thursday Jun 26, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: Billco's Billiard Parlor1234 3rd AveNapa, CA 94558United StatesDescription:Edward DeHaro Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:05:00 PST

6/02/08 A Change Of Pace

well, I am almost finished moving out, it was harder then I thought, who knew I had so much stuff. I have no Internet either, and I can't go on myspace at work, so all I have is my slow ass iphone, w...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:40:00 PST

3/1908 I Am The Wunderlust King

As many of you probably don’t know, since I only told all of 6 people,  I am leaving my job, moving out of my apartment, and selling a good amount of my possessions, to go on an "around th...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:21:00 PST

2/22/08 Wild Thing, I Think I love You

Those who know me know that I, like most every other child, have a special place in my heart for "Where The Wild Things Are." Well imagine my excitement when Jolene sent me this clip.   http://de...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

2/11/08 Near Death

I was almost killed by a toothpick today at work, and it wasn't in my mouth. It makes you wonder doesn't it?
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:36:00 PST

1/03/08 Car Talk

I am in a bit of a quandary, should I leave my 390 in my car or try to put in the original 428? I received a voicemail last night that my cousin is almost done with my engine and needs my shop manual ...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:11:00 PST

11/25/07 Tis The Season

As of yesterday I consider my Holiday season started, I spent the afternoon unpacking my little 1ft tree and took the greatest care to decorate it and make it pretty. My own p...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:12:00 PST

10/31/07 PSA

I do this for your own protection. Be advised, it is a bad idea to cook chorizo while wearing a wife beater. It can be a bit painful...so I have heard, I wouldn't know anything about it, it was...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:31:00 PST

10/30/07 Profound Thoughts From An Empty Head

This morning I saw a police officer giving an old lady a ride in his cruiser, and I thought that was nice of him. Old ladies and most old men are awesome and I would have given her a ride too. I am su...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:36:00 PST

10/26/07 My Name Is Violent J and I am Back Like A Vertabrae

I just had myself a good laugh, as you know this weekend is the big halloween weekend, so a lot of highschool kids are dressing up today for school. Well I was driving back, from lunch and I happen to...
Posted by Elwood P. Dowd on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:29:00 PST