whippoorwill

last nite i got surreal with my fam

the tv turns on, the person went swimming and the person asked samantha to give him a kiss and she did really easy.once upon a time there was a whale and her name was sally. she was unhappy and didn'...
Posted by whippoorwill on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

they’re the crazy ones

i just seriously like late night picnics near wildfires.
Posted by whippoorwill on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST

i think this translates to boys

peanuts/cereal go into toes, in between toes. trick the ducks that way.ducks don't bite.do ducks bite?ducks are home of the cereal-wanting.can't give a duck too big of pretzel; it'll cough and you mig...
Posted by whippoorwill on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

you don't even miss me

do you?
Posted by whippoorwill on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

consolidation

not pictured:bicyclepit stainsanxietyweb sitefriends that are boys and also friends but not like 'boyfriends'silk pajamas$200 cash for completing this surveyfriends who like me enough to let me sleep ...
Posted by whippoorwill on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

what idiots

"There are a lot of kids waiting for us to get there and we set up as fast as we can in this girl Chelsea's bedroom. We start playing and the kids at this show go absolutely insane. The crowd starts s...
Posted by whippoorwill on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST

ETERNAL RETURN!

the number of all the atoms that compose the world is immense but finite! and as such only capable of a finte (though also immense) number of permutations! in an infinite stretch of time, the number o...
Posted by whippoorwill on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

spite a face

With this magical piece of cutlery one half of your friend's nose may be cut off, and it falls to the floor. Mark, we do not say whether it is the nose or the knife that falls. You must try the knif...
Posted by whippoorwill on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST