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This feels like a warning to all you "Unconventional....CONVENTIONALISTS!" who want to cross paths..haha......SO MAKE LIKE FUCKED UP TEETH AND BRACE YO'SELF!!...Oh were to begin with the enigma, the PERSONA that is Flor Magallanes. I'm 21 years young born under a Leo/Virgo cusp, but definitely a Royal Leo(magnanimous leaders).I can be arrogant and narcissistic .I bask in the limelight and know how to turn heads and demand attention when I strut into a room.(oh yes its a strut!) Don't be a sucker and let my pompous swagger fool you!I'm still a righteous person.I can be intense and very passionate about what I do or be very nonchalant and almost too lackadaisical in many aspects of my life.I enjoy helping people just as much as I love fucking up their pathetic excuses for a life.I respect my elders and know when to pass as a polished, proper and dignified creature. I'm a firm believer in hard-working class, I love playing with people and talking shit if u can't handle my innocent mockery throw ur fucking towel in , tap out, scream UNCLE and expel yourself from my presence! thats just an appeTEAZER of what lies before you.They say I'm manipulative, I say I'm charming!They say I'm a bitch, I say I have a superiority complex. I love interacting with people, asking lots of questions and learning from them. I SWEAR I'm really easy to get along with and believe it or not REALLY level-headed and there's nothing I won't do for a friend or a random person in need. They'll say it once, say it twice, and 3 for the money she IS the "often imitated, NEVER duplicated Flor de Azalea Magallanes....[LOVEMYFLASH]
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they smile and tell me IM THE LUCKY ONE!!!

ahhhh where to begin? first off People equal shit....now that Slipknot and I have confirmed that let's talk kiddos...... People that know me......and know me well know that Im not all there.......far ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Shenannigans

US Marine Corps Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:00:00 GMT

these balloons are really gay

        So I've never been much of a blogger but I'm attempting to get back in the swing of writing because I'm taking English classes in the fall, and the mere thou...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:41:00 GMT

Are you fuckin serious!

           I need someone to get rid of malware on my computer I was just in the middle of writing my great american novel titled "I once  had a ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:03:00 GMT

24 in rimz for sale

shits bananas nowadays........I sigh take a drag of my red and inhale a wave of nostalgia........we've come along soooo far now. Que Poso Dire? I finished my first semester of fuckin' college who the ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:54:00 GMT

this made me cry at Chevron on X-mas morning

Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:52:00 GMT

pain in my ass....

my ass hurts, Im sleepy , and Im tired of stalking ur cookie cut layout page, later assholes, oh and fuck the Jena 6!!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:31:00 GMT

I think I'm gonna start bloggin'.....

Okay so I think I'm gonna start blogging..........I never really did it cuz I thought it was kinda lame unless I lived a really exciting life but who am I shittin'?Now Imma warn ya there may be some d...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:21:00 GMT

Bitch'n Kitchen!!!!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Flor de Azalea Magallanes Birthday: August 20th 1986 Birthplace: Santa Rosa,CA 7Son0ma7 County!!Nor*Cal Repn' Current Location: Oceanside, California ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:50:00 GMT

BITCH, CUNT , SLUT, ASSHOLE, FUCK!! Which one are you???

You Are "Asshole"! What Swear Word Are You? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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