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Richard Lucas

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My comedy has been called "cerebral," but then so have hemmorhages and paulsy:
"Richard Lucas was up next. He had a level of dry wit that was refreshing and entertaining. He has a very non-threatening delivery, and he is also a bit of a chameleon. He looks very straight laced, but his jokes tend to head a little more into the dark side - but that’s a good thing!"
- Matthew Spivey’s blog
"The funniest smart guy in Hollywood... Really, really funny: I’m a huge fan."
- Joseph Finder, New York Times Best Selling Author
"Unforgettable... A legend in the making."
- David Robertson, Director, SPIKE TV’s Wide World of Spike.
"...like Harvey Keitel’s funny cousin. Dark, but honest."
- Jeff Richards, 3 seasons SNL, national headlining comic.
"A very clever comic... Like a young Robert DeNiro."
- Mike Marino, New Jersey’s Bad Boy of Comedy, national headlining comic.
"A great set."
(That may have had nothing to do with comedy...)
- Jimmy Dore, creator of "Pop & Politics" and "Citizen Jimmy," national headlining comic.
"The Clint Eastwood of Comedy."
- Mike Nice, Public Pool, contributor to The Onion, comic.
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I like the laundromat.

My sweet, sweet, Mamba... don’t ever leave me...

I'd like to meet:

Woodrow Wilson, Woody Allen, I guess everybody named Woody, Ben Roethlisberger, Peter Falk, Ulysses S. Grant, Emily Dickinson and Max Wright. Ideally - Max Wright and Ted Knight in the same room at the same time.

Music:

Music is good. My Mom was a music teacher. She forced me into joining her chorus at school in the seventh grade by refusing to buy me a pair of sneakers at Kmart. I loved those sneakers, but in the end they didn’t help me run fast enough to avoid the pummelings. Kmart shoes. That should be a name of a band in my list... I like Kmart Shoes, Radiohead, Muse, Interpol, all the bands that sound like any combination of those four - I’ve given up caring about originality. Keane, The Thrills. And for lifetime achievement: Leonard Cohen, Lou Reed, Neil Young, David Bowie, Chick Koval and the Melody Masters, U2 and Rush.

Movies:

I like movies that are free or are not very long like - The Room - and now - The Norseman - starring Lee Majors which is showing for free on Flix on my cable. Taxi Driver, Cuckoo's Nest, Key Largo, The Deer Hunter, The Apartment, Arthur, Caddyshack, A Clockwork Orange, Young Frankenstein, Raging Bull, Midnight Express, Dog Day Afternoon, Meet John Doe, Double Indemnity, A Face in the Crowd, Paths of Glory, The Lost Weekend. Edward Scissorhands, Wuthering Heights, The Defiant Ones. Oh, and of course, Duel. My dear friend through these decades - you're always there for me, Duel. Thanks. This year, loved Capote and Good Night and Good Luck. Just watched The Ladykillers with a friend. Check it out for Mr. T. Hanks' performance, pretty amazing. And loved The Little Girl Who Lived Down the Lane - free on Flix - Jodie Foster and Martin Sheen.

Television:

24, THE OFFICE, THE SIMPSONS, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. I like FBI FILES, COLD CASE FILES and FORENSIC FILES (I like FILES) because I like seeing people get caught, but I am dismayed at the lack of respect for the forensics TV originater: QUINCY. He drank, gambled, chased skirt and still had time to solve crimes by picking at rotting corpses. I like LAW AND ORDER because I like to watch Sam Waterston shake his head. I will miss that when it's gone. I can't look away from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY because I thought I used to know what "entitled" meant, but they keep redefining it, and I have to catch up. I also follow ROB & AMBER: AGAINST THE ODDS because, for one thing, I still harbor a crush on Amber (she's from Beaver county, PA and is a Steelers fan), and for another, these two offer us the least reason for two people to be on TV, yet they're never not on TV - see AMAZING RACE ALL STARS. They won a million dollars on SURVIVOR ALL STARS and have decided that having been given such a wonderful gift/opportunity, they would move to Las Vegas so that Rob can take a shot at becoming a professional gambler. That's appreciating that you've truly been blessed alright. I watch a lot of TCM. If Edward G. Robinson is on then I'm watching it, see… THE HISTORY CHANNEL, THE MILITARY CHANNEL (I can't look away from fighter jets), and I like that guy who walks through the sesspools on DISCOVERY and says: That's Dirty. I watch AMERICAN HOT ROD - one for the love of cars, and two to see if Boyd Coddington will ever say a complete sentence in front of the camera. And the news - I have the news on all the time. Sometimes I watch E.T., EXTRA or ACCESS HOLLYWOOD to see how loudly the reporters are talking. Yup, really loud again tonight. I watch every LAKER game. My sweet, sweet KOBE SHOW. Sometimes it's tough to withstand the pain. The NFL - I root for every team that is not THE STEELERS to lose every game, every week. And anyone who knows me knows that for some reason, I love COLUMBO reruns. Have seen every espisode many times. Have bookmarked the fansite. Free ticket to the Improv for anyone who can explain it.

Books:

Favorite book of last year: COMPANY MAN by Joseph Finder. You don't just follow an investigation, you follow the man who did it and watch him sweat. Finder always gives his protagonists a great sense of wit as well. Favorite book so far this year: MANHUNT by James L. Swanson. Written as a narrative, it chronicles the 12 day hunt to find John Wilkes Booth and his fellow conspirators after the Lincoln assassination. Beautifully done and fascinating. The detail is incredible and the drama, of course, can not be overdone. Plus, people just spoke better English back then. Beautiful sentence structure, syntax and vocabulary. Language seemed to matter then. Reading the words that they spoke and wrote is just pleasant. Recently read: James Patterson's VIOLETS ARE BLUE and MARY MARY. MARY MARY I really enjoyed. One of the few books I'd ever read in one day because I just couldn't put it down, but VIOLETS ARE BLUE - once you say "vampires," I'm out. Last third saved it, but I just couldn't get a tight grip on the vampire thing. It was, however, one of the goriest books I'd ever read. Greg Iles' TURNING ANGEL - very, very good. If I read one more of his books set in Natchez, I am going to have to take a trip there to see it all for myself. George Carlins' WHEN WILL JESUS BRING THE PORK CHOPS? Carlin hits his stride plenty of times, enough to get you past some of the just plain nonsense. THE GAMES DO COUNT by Brian Kilmeade because sports so influenced my young life also - competition, pain, humility, fear and a little victory thrown in. OR NOT TO BE, A COLLECTION OF SUICIDE NOTES by Marc Etkind. I got this as a birthday gift from a friend. That's knowing your friends, alright. I re-read through this collection every couple of years. It's heartbreaking, and real, and somehow exciting, a secret window. Read Hemingway's THE SUN ALSO RISES. Not an action book. Beautiful read. Watched the movie as well. Some of Errol Flynn's best work as the perpetually partying sad, angry drunk Brit, Mike Campbell. That performance amazed me. Also Finder's PARANOIA and Finder's KILLER INSTINCT. Finder is just fun to read. I can't wait for POWER PLAY. I also I like books about history, presidents, the civil war. I love Charles Dickens and Mark Twain, but I do like to read predictable procedural crime novels when I'm stuck in an airport.

Heroes:

Gene Rayburn.

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Dearest Friends:It’s now my experience that MySpace bulletins have become like the static between stations in that as soon as you have more than eight friends (a marker which took me about 18 mo...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST

Words Cannot Describe It

"Words can't describe how I'm feeling." Really? Well if you're not Pablo Picasso, you'd better find some words or we'll never know what the hell is going on. How did we get to the point where when the...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

They Call Me Steely McBeam

If I told you that my nickname in college was "Steely McBeam," then you'd assume that I had a pretty interesting and fulfilling dating life. If I told you that my SAG professional screen name was "Ste...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:12:00 PST

Cashcall, Gary Coleman and the Tiny Print

Look, the last thing I want to do is give Gary Coleman a hard time. He's been handed enough of that on his own with the kidneys and the hormones, the money with the parents thing and the not so great ...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:47:00 PST

Joseph Finder Discovers his Genius

"The funniest smart guy in Hollywood... Really, really funny: I'm a huge fan." - Joseph Finder, New York Times best selling author---------------------Many of you know that my favorite book last year ...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:33:00 PST

Kool-Aid Drinkers Unite!

This week the maker of Kool-Aid announced that it would stop advertising its product to children during children's television programming, effectively banishing itself to the Island of Elba to while a...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:55:00 PST

Squirrels' Nuts Sacked

I guess there is no War on Terror, no healthcare crisis, no homeless problems, no traffic problems, and no impending planetary death sauna because, according to the L.A. Times, the City of Santa Monic...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST

Outlawing Idiocy

Recently some halfwit stepped in front of a bus somewhere in New York City and got creamed like Britney Spears' career when she shaved her head. (Article) I don't care where in New York, or when, or ...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST

John Cougar Sellencamp

Response to a friend's indignation over John Cougar Sellencamp's "This Is Our Country" use in Chevy commercials:The corporations have captured the arts and the rest if us as well. When Andy Warhol imm...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

Why Can't We Hire Keira Knightley?

21 year old actress Keira Knightley (all three Pirates of the Caribbean's) has announced that she's taking time off to "get her life back." Her life, I figure, must be something other than "working" w...
Posted by Richard Lucas on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST