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John

John Kensil Comedian

About Me

My Name is John Kensil and I am a comedian originally out of Philadelphia.I live in Los Angeles. I have been performing for a decade or so in comedy. I have been on Comedy Central and and have I performed in places that serve adult drinks. I have a website-www.Johnkensil.com I write every day. I live in Hollywood. I live in an apartment house built in the 1920's. I like it here, it's enjoyable. . ( not a joke- what everything has to be a joke to you? ) I will write for you if you like, just e-mail me

My Interests

Movies, Music, Writing, Comedy, Interesting political talk that doesn't resort to 2nd grade schoolyard name calling. ( got that? hippie!) Opps, lets just forget I said that. Really, like talking politics in some bar or diner is gonna change anything. Its hopeless. Thank God we have WWE wrestling! Everything that gets me out of the house. I like doing things legal outside.

I'd like to meet:

Chicks. and Swedish Airline Stewardesses ( female airline stewardesses) ( no wait a minute- "Born Female" Swedish airline stewardesses, I'm not going through that embarassment again.you know an annullment etc....) I'd like to meet fans of original comedy and can dig offbeat comedy. people with a pulse.

Music:

I like cool music, from Sinatra to the Killers. I hate rap and can't wait till it goes the way the way of courdoroy pants and disappears.......... What? courdoroys are making a comeback?..........What the f....? I just don't like rap. Oh and country rap either. I like original singer songwriters.

Movies:

I like off beat films like the couple of films that Steve Buscemi made ( Tres Lounge) I like everything really. If a movie has a fat kid getting pushed in a pool and the corrupt college dean getting his just desserts I am in the front row. Shawshank, Big Lebowski, Oh Brother Where art Thou, I shouldn't have said I like everything earlier. I like a well made action film. I like Christopher Guest films like Waiting for Guffman and Best In Show.

Television:

SCTV was my inspiration for becoming a comedian, Mr. Show, Scrubs, I really dig 24, Sopranos, The Shield,

Books:

- Classics -A confederacy of Dunces -Youth In Revolt By CD Payne. I highly recommend these tomes

Heroes:

The Hulk and that guy, you know... That guy..... aww whats his name?......Damn it!... its right on the tip of my tounge..... MC HAMMER. Ron Pallillo

My Blog

worst thing ever

Did you ever eat a Pringle potato chip and the next thing you know you eat half the can?Or order one of those meat dough Taco/hot dog things on the spinning grill at 7-11 at 3 am?Or order Hot cakes an...
Posted by John on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:32:00 PST

Jerry Reed Dies

From Wikpedia----Uncle Jerry Reed A country singer and actor who was in The Waterboy and Smokey and the bandit 1, 2 3 and was a Chicago based comedian who's catch phrase "Take A tip from your old Uncl...
Posted by John on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:14:00 PST

Thank you Sci Fi network

You made my Labor Day Sunday with the greatest piece of cinema"Mansquito"Half man/Half Mousquito= 2 hours of holding my socks on so they wouldn't get knocked off.  I don't know why I bought a who...
Posted by John on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:52:00 PST

squirrels

This morning, I got up early, and sat outside with my laptop.A really cute little squirrel came right up to me. I went back inside to see if I could find it something to eat.All I could find was a Fro...
Posted by John on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:03:00 PST

There is a piece of paper that turns you gay

It's called " A ticket stub for Mama Mia"HAh hah hah hah hhah hah hahOw! who threw that?!
Posted by John on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:45:00 PST

VH1

Since VH1 has well over 300 " I love the 80's" "I love 90's" "Greatest Fashion Disaster" type shows. And suprsingly, in Los Angeles  there are over 25,000 people that are "Comedian/Soci...
Posted by John on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:05:00 PST

There Ought to be a Law!

There Ought to be a Law! Don't you think calling Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling, horsefaced, shemale looking monsters a little mean? That's why I'll never read the family circus ever again...
Posted by John on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:54:00 PST

There ought to be a law!

I always wanted to see the movie FIST.so I stopped in a video outlet store today and I bought it.boy , Apparently this movie " Fist" has nothing to do with Jimmy Hoffa and unions but more about vaseli...
Posted by John on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:19:00 PST

Today I was walking down the street and I saw a CD lying in the street.

Today I was walking down the street and I saw a CD lying in the street.I looked down and it was by the band Sixpence None the Richer with the song" Kiss Me" from the Dawson's Creek soundtrack.And Gues...
Posted by John on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:49:00 PST

Jerry Lewis and Batman

-Jerry Lewis was arrested yesterday for carrying a concealed weapon at the airport. His lawyer said he was going to plead "Not Glayvin!" on all charges.   I saw Batman. I don't think it's for 6 y...
Posted by John on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:07:00 PST