NEW PLAY |
It is morning in the woods. Jack (tall man) walks over to Mack (small man).
Jack: How much for your woods?
Mack: How much, you ask?
Jack: For the woods.
Mack: For the woods?
Jack: Yep.
A small thing&n...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST |
MAN-E-FACES |
Phew...this pounding thing living inside my lower left gut is getting bigger.
I'd better start using condoms more often. But then again, those things kinda suck. I'm gonna go on semi-official record h...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST |
New Screenplay |
Face 1: What are you doing?
Face 2: (no mouth)
Face 1: Here's your mouth, now what are you doing?
Face 3: (no glue)
Face 2: Why do you need glue?
Face 1: I have glue...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:05:00 PST |
One Year Later Looking Back on Episode III |
Thursday, May 19, 2005
for nerds only
So, I'll get this over with quick. Seeing Revenge of the Sith last night made up for all the lonliness and despair I've felt since the age of 5. E...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:08:00 PST |
conservative republican quote of the day |
from Radio Times 5/18/06
"I'm a conservative Republican but I'm also very liberal in many ways. For instance, I shop at Whole Foods and I dont like putting gas in my car." -Connie f...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:02:00 PST |
Every other year/day gets bad/better |
Monday, May 16, 2005
swing shift
Not a bad couple of days, these just past. Friday was amazing. Went down to Vince's for lots of whiskey and adventures with locals, Sammy Sam and John-Jon....
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:40:00 PST |
Sorry Wombs, Sleepaway Camp while great...is not scary |
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
horror help and feduciary study
i need some help here...horror help. now, i used to be into horror as a child but i wouldn't call myself an expert. but i'm goin...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:26:00 PST |
i'm nappy |
I am happy. That's all.
Now here's me from one year ago, once again...
Monday, April 25, 2005
curtain, you'd better watch out.
Woah, nelly...did i drink a lot this weeken...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:30:00 PST |
Happy on same day 2 years running...tonight i watch episode III again |
Thursday, April 21, 2005
reading up on lying.
oh i am such a happy boy right now. just scored me some midnight starwars tickets. i love this moment that happens every three years. the ...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST |
Out with the new in with the old |
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
tickets and a cuttins.
The spring rebirth has begun. I tried to make it a month with a cowboy moustache, but only lasted 5 days. So, the face is clean again. ...
Posted by Jesse Short Age 31 on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST |
