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C. Short

Truth are the only lies, and RAPPIO is the only truth.

About Me

I have two children - Emmet Oak and Vera Frances. I make RAPPIO. The good kind. Every now and then, I put a word in CAPITALS. For EMPHASIS. I come from Pennsylvania, and before that, Massachusetts. I like many things. Go ahead and ask about one! I'm Cody and I enjoy the following things:
    sittin'

..I have two children - Emmet Oak and Vera Frances. I make RAPPIO. The good kind. Every now and then, I put a word in CAPITALS. For EMPHASIS. I come from Pennsylvania, and before that, Massachusetts. I like many things. Go ahead and ask about one!

My Interests

Chugging
Blasting
Having
Seeing
Hearing
EMMET
VERA
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I'd like to meet:

Gruzzard
Muckard
Gruzzler
Bang-o
Suckler
Giman
Stanchio
Amy makers of Rappio (GOOD Rappio, that is)..

Music:

The Crumms
Mister Muck
Victory and Good Snakes
Dumbler's Echo Ecciphones
SAP(I)
The Zammz
The Znapz
Bitch Botch
Jared RAM
Leslie Prag
The Echiphanes
The Elk-o-faines
Pavement

Movies:

Wild At Heart
Miller's Crossing
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
M*A*S*H
In the Mood For Love
Written on the Wind
Royal Tenenbaums
Star Wars
I shot Andy Warhol
Sympathy for mr. Vengeance
The IRON GIANT

Television:

The Late Show with BILLY BAW

Books:

Obselete! I got a computer. What am I gonna do with a BOOK?

Heroes:

Samson, Barbeltih, Gruzzard

My Blog

NERDS!

Out of nowhere, it suddenly dawned on me that James Cromwell was the dad in Revenge of the Nerds. I didn't realize, however, that Arold was played by Timothy Busfield.
Posted by C. Short on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:38:00 PST

It finally happened

I can't believe that something so incredible actually happened to ME.Early this morning, I had a dram about vampires that were also ninjas. And one of them had this potion that made blood thin so if ...
Posted by C. Short on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:29:00 PST

BRAH

Today, Emmet told me to stop calling him "Broseph".So now I call him "Broseidon".
Posted by C. Short on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:53:00 PST

Our dog Noodle.

Noodle died yesterday. We miss the hell out of her, but it's good that it happened. She was getting really old and she was clearly hurting. She'd been having trouble walking for the past few weeks and...
Posted by C. Short on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 05:22:00 PST

DOTS!

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Posted by C. Short on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:41:00 PST

middle of the night

I think maybe there's something in a dog's genes that tells it that the best time to have the worst diarrhea I've ever seen in my life is in the middle of the night. Also, apparently, the ideal place ...
Posted by C. Short on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:39:00 PST

Fiber Cereal (I AM PRO FIBE)

If they make new fiber cereals, this is what they should be called:FIBOIDSFibrablazeChunchin CrunchMEGALODEFIBE ALIBEBIOEATZCLEANUPZBIO-FIBEFIBER FIREFibTEIN (with protein)...
Posted by C. Short on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:41:00 PST

NEW COEN FUCKING TRAILER!

You know why this is great? Clooney and Bradpitt (one word)...? Yeah, they're pretty boys. But they're pretty boys who can fuckin' ACT. Throw in McDormand, and shit...Richard Jenkins showed his face i...
Posted by C. Short on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

scene from my neighborhood

Guy 1: Hey, what's the deal with everyone who isn't white?Guy 2: FUCK THEM.Guy 1: All those cops shot that black guy 100 times, and they're fuckin' calling it racial.Guy 2: How you gonna do that?GUY 1...
Posted by C. Short on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

Im casting the weezer movie

I like Brian Bell's style. This might be my favorite video. If they made a weezer movie, Jason Shcwarzman should play Brian Bell:David Koechner as Pat Wilson:Anthony Michael Hall as Rivers Cu...
Posted by C. Short on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:12:00 PST