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Evil Alex

I could put Strychnine in the guacamole...

About Me

My turn ons include: My beautiful wife, partner, inspiration, and best-friend Lori Jane Shoenthal. Bushido, Craft Beer, real people, hating our evil gov't, meat, hand-forged Samurai swords, nature, unconventional thinking, Westvleteren 12, primal scream therepy , girls with dogs, and lightsabers.Turn offs include: fakers, Catholisism and organized religion in general, cheap beer, cats, commercialism, sheeple, pubes, G W B, flipped-up collars, vegans, predictability, cigarettes, going with the flow, MTV, Budweiser/Miller/Coors, Dr. Magoral, clowns, and breenfrome..............................also check me out on BeerAdvocate.com---AlexJ/a>


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My Interests

Samurai, gangsters, Boxers, family, dismembering corpses, hops, Hardcore, gourmet cookery, art, interesting people, Zombies, Sushi, Henry Rollins Spoken Word, anthropology, Belgian Ales, UFC, horror, Brazillian waxes, dragons, Russian Imperial Stout, serial killers, old friends, new friends, chrome, homebrewed beer, weird people, insects, Vietnamese food, Blueberry, Mojitos, Ju Jitsu, pool parties, fatties, good Porno, serious hang-overs, good coffee, South Park, eating meat, BeerAdvocate.com, muscle cars, Double IPA's, testing your limits, sharpening things, massive cones, archaeology, barbarian movies, thug life, flea markets, chopsticks, free-for-alls, wearing beanies, loud exhausts, barleywine, Thai Food, playing cards, white sand, punk rock music, resolutions, Astroglide, National Geographic, Nature, goats, goatees, shopping for cheese, anti-culture, Bulldogs, naughty piercings, Buddhism, Jedi mind tricks, homebrewed beer, long lost friends, morning wood, throwing stuff, monkeys, Aikido, turbos, IPA, heart felt laughter, bubble baths, zoos, Family Guy, South Park, hops, standing, Buddhism, Green tea, tea-bagging, grilling meat, cartoons, DVD's, cool thongs, writing cookbooks, 80's TV, fossils, anything with the words "girl on girl" on it, mantra, not taking life too seriously, contradiction, living

I'd like to meet:

McLovin, Bruce Lee, Henry Rollins, The Cloverfield Monster , Garrett Oliver, Rob Zombie, Johny Cash, Chuck Liddell, Miyamoto Musashi, Bas Rutten, Sid Vicious, Bruce Campbell, Leatherface, Opra Muthafuckin Winfrey, Sam Calagione, Tom Savini, Rasputin, the guy who's gonna assassinate GW Bush, FReddy Krueger, Sonny Chiba, Jason Vorhees, Eli Roth, me from the future, Edward Norton, Optimus Prime, all zombies, Tomisaburo Wakayama, Dave Chappell, me from the past, nerds, people like me, people different than me, you

Music:

From Autumn To Ashes, Aiden, Atreyu, Metallica, Grade, Comeback Kid, Tool, Bouncing Souls, Mastadon, Hot Water Music, Endwell, Sick of it All, John Denver, The Dropkick Murphys, Silverstein, Wu Tang Clan, Johny Cash, Thursday, Senses Fail, Madball, Moneen , Andreas Bocelli, Hawthorn Heights, Gorilla Biscuits, Alexisonfire, Rob Zombie, Op Ivy, Gang Starr, Ice Nine Kills, Bully, Avail, Murphy's Law, Alice in Chains, Weezer, No Use For A Name, Beastie Boys, Pennywise, The B-Sharps, CCR, Ramones, Notorious BIG, Al Green, Madball, Dead Kennedys, Offspring, Green Day, Bigwig, A Static Lullaby, Deathbread, Rancid, Barry White, People Under the Stairs, 311, DEscendants, ALL, Strife, Agnostic Front, Social Distortion, Pearl Jam, HateBreed, IRYS, Slipknot, James Brown, Zeppelin, Bob Marley, Japanese Flute, Black Flag, Rancid, NOFX, anything Olde School, theme from Rocky, Stentor, noise

Movies:

300, Apocalypse Now, Pan's Labyrinth, Hostel 1 & 2, Slither, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bills, Empire of the Sun, Superbad, Sin City, Big Lebowski, Beer Fest, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dog Soldiers, Planet Terror, Robot Pizza Butler, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Half Nelson, The Departed, Blood Simple, American History X, Army of Darkness, Butterfly Effect, American Beer, Dragonslayer, Star Wars, Return of the Living Dead, MallRats, The Crow, The Hot Chick, The Original Superman, Street Fighter, Seven Samurai, Vampires Kiss, Yojimbo, Boondock Saints, Shogun Assassin, Donnie Darko, Audition, Cabin Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, House of 1000 corpses, The Howling, V for Vendetta, Evil Dead I & II, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Basketball Diaries, Dawn of the Dead, Seven Swords, American Werewolf in London, Cabin Fever, Hero, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Cloverfield, Wild At Heart, Underworld, Enter the Dragon, Scarface, Conan, American Psycho, Snatch, Gilbert Grape, Predator, A Clockwork Orange, Brotherhood of the Wolf, LOTR, The Shining, FRiday The 13ths, Kung Fu Hustle, Ichi the Killer, Zombie, Super Troopers, The Butcher Boy, Dead Alive, Terminator, Cemetary Man, Zoolander, Royal Tennenbaums, Devil's Rejects, Nightmare on Elm Street, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goodfellas, Million Dollar Baby, Watership Down, Commando, Detour, ...is that enough cuz I'll keep going!

Television:

TV is bad for you...but if you must watch, only Simpsons, Family Guy, Southpark, House, and the occasional UFC fight are acceptable. Reality TV is destroying the Universe.

Books:

The Brewmaster's Table, Hagakure, An Illustrated History of the Samurai, A Book of Five Rings, Shogun, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Silence of the Lambs, The Zombie Companion, Zen Buddhism for Dummies, Clive Barker's Books of Blood, Michael Jacksons Beer Companion, The Godfather, Brewing Up a Business, Pet Sematary, Angels and Demons,The Gunslinger series, Interview With the Vampire. I also love all graphic novels esp Frank Miller's Sin City and Batman.

Heroes:

The Living Dead, Bruce Lee, Henry Rollins, Luke Skywalker, My Father, Bruce Campbell, Garrett Oliver, Johny Cash, Sonny Chiba, The Great craft brewers of the world, Aunt Lorraine RIP, Eli Roth, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Conan the Barbarian, Cartman, King Kong, Grimby