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Toxic Slut

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About Me

TOXIC SLUT........................................................ ..............................I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

horror movies, crocheting, reading, naked twister, box wine, chainsaws, pussycats, necrophilia, all things halloween, 70s porn with plots, serial killers and traci lords

I'd like to meet:

No bullshit people with at least half a brain, a sense of humor, and an appreciation for the sick and twisted. oh yeah- and the members of air supply. and michael ironside. Tammy Faye Bakker! and NPH.....or anyone named HAM. Robert Stack. and margot kidder in my backyard. and the person who coined "Bennifer."ambulance chasers.and joe bob briggs:and aaron spelling-to find out why he hasnt heard my cries about the cancellation of Melrose Place. I still weep.

Music:

sleater-kinney,X,james brown, neil diamond, misfits, mariah carey, DIO, girlschool,joan jett, johnny cash, fu manchu, the knack, L7, alice cooper, motley crue, britney spears, barry manilow,foetus, snoop dogg, venom, wham, sweet, ramones, descendents, motorhead, the go-gos, richard cheese, kraftwerk, nashville pussy,iron maiden, slade, frank sinatra, the didjits, everything but the girl, slayer, jesus christ superstar soundtrack, 45 grave, king diamond, twisted sister, devo, grandmaster flash, the cramps, sugarhill gang, girlschool, the runaways, 2 Live Crew, KISS, adam ant, faster pussycat, NECRO, destiny's child, buzzcocks, ll cool j, weird al, anthrax, new york dolls, kyuss,wendy o williamsAT 15 OR AT 30, IT's STILL THE BEST ALBUM EVER:

Movies:

toxic avenger, the big sleep, saving silverman,harold and kumar go to white castle, desperate living, female trouble, freeway, the story of riki-oh, ernest goes to jail, evil dead, hollywood chainsaw hookers, mothers day, blood feast, mommie dearest, summer school, whatever happened to baby jane, redneck zombies, return of the living dead, faster pussycat kill kill, bad taste, straitjacket, the beyond(seven doors of death), gia, how to marry a millionaire, summer school, black christmas, not of this earth, reform school girls, night of the hunter, plan 9 from outer space, robin and the 7 hoods, silent night deadly night, kung pow, just one of the guys, my boyfriend's back, night of the demons, killing spree, truth or dare, jeepers creepers, zombi, jesus' son, texas chainsaw massacre 2, bob roberts, abominable dr. phibes, tromeo and juliet, class of nuke 'em high, slaughter high, ed wood,super troopers, hide and go shriek.

Television:

anything on court tv, king of queens,Wings, Ned and Stacey, get a life, melrose place, cold case files,Footballers' Wives, antiques roadshow, V-miniseries and TV series, its your move, twin peaks, midnight blue and spice tv.

Books:

jitterbug perfume,a confederacy of dunces,myra breckinridge by gore vidal, breakfast of champions by vonnegut, the dirt(motley crue), nightmare of ecstasy, shock value,notes from the underground by dostoyevsky, everything i need to know about filmmaking i learned from the toxic avenger

Heroes:

heidi fleiss, amy fisher, liz renay,harry callahan, billy blanks, robert ressler,all my anchor friends at Court TV, hershell gordon lewis and the crocodile hunter and the poor gerbil that did or did not survive richard gere's sphincter.And i just love Mary Kate Olsen.. I am a sucker for fucked up chics with eating disorders..

My Blog

If Martha Plimpton can do it..

Pink is the perfect example that you don't necessarily have to be hot or have a good singing voice to make it in Hollywood. All you need is some tool to write you a catchy tune and you're set. My sist...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:09:00 PST

2 words

Oliver Platt.
Posted by Toxic Slut on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:33:00 PST

What your mother and I must know is.....

I went to see Black Christmas yesterday and I was amazed and appalled at how many parents were in there that had brought young children with them. In short, the movie contained: sex, nudity, child ab...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST

How the hell.........

...do you get the nicknames Dick from Richard, Peg from Margaret and Hank from Henry?  I have been befuddled by this for several years and I have even addressed people who happen to have the name...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST

Ever wonder if Cher and Roy Orbison are the same person?

Ever wonder if Cher and Roy Orbison are the same person? Ok, maybe you haven't but you should. Here is some concrete proof. Not only do they look identical, but don't you find it ironic that...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:34:00 PST

The loss of Aaron Spelling.......

This weekend, people have been calling me offering condolences over the death of Aaron Spelling. I understand why people would think I feel sad over this loss-I am admittedly a Melrose Place fanatic(I...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

No, seriously! I don't want them.......

Every time I am present when the mere subject of babies comes up, I get pegged with the same questions, and by the same people over and over. "When are you going to have kids?" And my answer never wav...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

..a killing spree of COMPLETELY average proportions......

How brilliant of a movie synopsis is this: Backwoods With theitwisted mind of John Waters anditheifilmmaking skills of Ed Wood comes Backwoods! When hillbilly Luther (David Hayes) sees his moth...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DON'T.

Don't.Don't.Don't.Don't.Don't.Don't.Below is for the don't impaired, even though it is against my better judgment to clarify what should be already commonly understood...... Don't. One word, or two ac...
Posted by Toxic Slut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST