I am the general.
Music makes the world go 'round. Wait, that's money. Money makes the world go 'round.
Sometimes I have to go wee wee if I'm at the theater and I drank one of those gigantic sodas. That ruins the movie for me because then I have to either miss a crucial part, or have pee pee pants for the rest of the movie again.
I was on television once. It was Beach MTV. I remember that I did not care that I was on it. I remember that I should have felt like I cared, but I didn't. I was not even thrilled to meet Downtown Julie Brown, or Colin Quinn. Others cared that they were there, but I did not care. They did not impress me, and I did not think Colin Quinn was all that funny. I was 14 at the time. I still do not think Colin Quinn is funny. They gave me a T-shirt because I was on Beach MTV. It was promoting Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. A movie that I also did not find to be funny. I was also not thrilled about getting a free T-shirt. I no longer have the T-shirt, but I still have the memories. I do not find the memories to be all that funny.
Growing up, there was a church behind our house. Once every so often, they had a trailer dump in the parking lot that church-goers could leave their old books and magazines that would go to be recycled. Well, since this was a catholic church, you can imagine how much porn was in the book trailer. One man's trash was another 7 year-old's treaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssuuuuuuuurrrrreeeee!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris.