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Scoliosis Spice

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

h1 D I S A R M I N G This pretty much sums me up...however, feel free to read the following bullshit... I am currently going to school for fine arts- I work my ass off at school, and I am finally focused on ME except I'm totally in love with Erin Hinz... she's amazing.. I watch her in shower. I have a ton of untapped potential that has finally come to a head... I'm a typical Gemini. People ALWAYS think I'm younger...but the minute I open my mouth and get serious w/ you...I hope you see "29". I feel 59 inside...I'm very outgoing, gregarious, and animated! I can do 10 things at once, because my mind moves faster than most. My wit will impress, and I really want nothing to do w/ you, if you can't keep up. I'm loud and obnoxious w/ out even trying...my laugh will deafen you, and crack windows...when everbody has stopped laughing at the joke I'm the asshole who is still crying on the floor trying not to pee myself. I'm completely random and talk to myself quite often. My flirtatious charm is unstoppable...It's an uncontrollable natural ability...some people knit...I flirt. I smile so much- sometimes it makes my freckle face hurt. I like when people are interested in my passion, but take the time to understand my pain. I hate being misunderstood by the ones I love. I'm sensitive, but strong as can be. I like attention, but never demand it. My idea of a good time is meeting new people and talking to them and picking their brain until my face turns blue. I 'm impulsive and compulsive-the reason why I've never done drugs. I like anybody who can enlighten me, make me laugh, teach me, or open my mind to it's fullest potential...if you have something to say- I'm all ears! I like my big butt, but I hate my skinny feet...if I ever lost a finger, I could use one of my toes to replace it. I always wear too many accessories...I match my make-up w/ my outfits...I have ridiculous spikey hair...I let people in too quickly...I am an open book...all I ask for is honesty. My open heart is my biggest stregnth and my biggest weakness. I am forgetful, but I mean well...I haven't had my house key for 2 days so I've been climbing in the window...A.D.D. is a bitch...I know that shit will turn up in my freezer. Somehow I manage to remember things that will blow your mind...like what song was playing when I got into my first accident ...or what you had on from head to toe last friday. My friends are my heart...everyone I have ever connected with in any way has a piece of it...don't worry it's a big heart and for them my memory is long and nostalgic. I have a really bad potty mouth, but it is not beacause if a lack of intelligence...I just really like saying fuck, shit, piss, dick...and I will throw in the ocasional "pussy" when necessary! I will stare if I like your tattoos or piercings beacause I am imagining you naked in my bed... I'm the good kind of crazy and I love teriayki beef jerky...----see...ADD I'd be dead w/ out laughter and music and in the past I've created ridiculous debt going to shows. I am obsessed w/ pop culture.. yes I am a nerd! I could make your life better or tear you apart w/ one harsh whip of my Gemini tongue...lol If you don't like me, you're probably just jealous, because I know exactly who I am. I'm A beautiful disaster-an organized mess-a complex simplicity- To know me is to love me...and I will love ya back 10 times as much...if you don't know me...I'm sorry your life is so boring... GET NATALIE A PLANE TICKET HOME...I'm poor...and if you love me and would buy me a drink when I come home...put it towards my ticket...

My Interests

Olives...SCULPTURE...art... I hate the cold...it makes me sad. I'm a summer baby, so I love the beach! I looove drivin' there in my convertible...I love good conversation- cool people interest me more than anything! I dig food...sushi and anything fried being my faves! Oh and I can cook better than your mom. Boys w/ green eyes rule! I can sing..I once won $100 in a karaoke contest...badass!...I had mentioned one time I wanted my bathtub full of Chick peas and olives so I could swim in my snack of choice..so my roomies made all my dreams come true. Truly, thanks to them all my dreams are a reality..hahaha My mom(big ups..god rest her soul) once made prime rib b- day dinner for my cabbage patch kids (garth and beatrice if you were wondering) I was crying like a bitch cuz I was a whiner, so my mom took both of them swung them around in the air and said me she'd give me somethin' to cry about...It was horrific seeing their limp little bodies abused on the floor...still very traumatic..hee hee oh yeah..um interests? Jack and Karen, corny jokes, junior mints, slurpees, lots of ice-preferably crushed, wet naps, my niece, laughing till I pee, surprises, home made gifts, getting A's, super furry soft stuff, naps, plexi glass, wire, GO GOYA! Adobo seasoning, seing my friends happy, sloths, compliments, eating food, cooking food, and talking about food, leftovers, free, Aurora Borealis, traveling, dimples, skinny scarves, rainbows, thunderstorms, dem witty bitches, margaritas on the rocks w/ salt, dark beer, white merlot, dirty martinis,the smell of skunk, road trips, live music, lipgloss, good hair, school, wet and wild green liquid eyeliner, anything pink or green, white chocolate, Seltzer, Lime, stars, sparkly stuff, Chris, Erin, and Kate AND MY DADDY'S SANDALS... I HATE- snoring, liars, scorpions, throwing up, hurt animals, cold feet, my crooked back, the emotionally inept, hairy beasts(groom your ass), guys who have systems to prove how big their dick is, white socks, loogeys, credit cards, hurting people, losing shit, ugg boots, tags on my clothes, mud, holes in my socks, cell phones,cleaning, and miserable fucks...

I'd like to meet:

My vanishing dermoid twin...
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Music:

ETC...

Movies:

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, American Beauty, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Famous, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Resevoir Dogs, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Four Rooms, Kill Bills (all quentin movies), Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jersy Girl, Dogma...it was good!(all kevin smith), Usual Suspects, Interview w/ a Vampire, The Goonies, John Hughes movies-Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles,etc.., Swingers, Vanilla Sky, Romeo and Juliet, Threesome, Can't Hardly Wait, Kids, Bowling For Columbine, Eternal Sunshine of Spotless Mind, Serendipity, A Dream for an Insomniac, Whipped, Muholland Drive, Say Anything, Singles, Reality Bites, Momento, Napoleon Dynamite, Forrest Gump, Girl Interrupted, How to Make an American Quilt, The Color Purple, Empire of the Sun, Life as a House, Paradise, In Her Shoes, Moulin Rouge, Edward Scissorhands, Big, The Notebook, Radioflyer, Stand By Me, High Fidelity, Amelie, The Man Without a Face, Secretary, Seven, Xanadu, Electric Boogaloo, Annie, Bye-Bye Birdie, West Side Story, An American in Paris, Staying Alive, and Anything obscure that nobody knows about, but it kicks ass!

Television:

If you want to kill your tv...give it to me...I'll watch that shit...THE FOOD CHANNEL!!! Unwrapped is the best! And I will one day beat the iron chef...Rachel Ray is the tits... E true hollywood story about any freak! SIX FEET UNDER, Wil and Grace, sex and the city, scrubs is pretty good, GREY'S ANATOMY, Man vs. Wild, Top Chef... my guilty pleasure is American Idol...shhh its a secret. Nip Tuck...15 blade stat, Rescue me, the best week ever, Top Chef, PROJECT RUNWAY... Oh and I love news shows like Dateline, 20/20, or Primetime...Diane Sawyer is my best friend...My so-called life 4-ever...I'm still grieveing...I NEED THE WONDER YEARS BACKKKK!!! KEVIN WHERE R U???

Books:

Everything by Chuck Palahniuk...and The God Shaped Hole...The Secret Life of Bees

Heroes:

My Dad, Joanne, My sister, Oprah, Diane Sawyer...and we...are everybody's hero...

My Blog

so far...

I've been checking grades every five minutes...welllll... that class I was so worried about... B- Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! and a B+ in British Romantics... I can deal with that......
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:54:00 PST

My birthday present from Tom...

THIS IS MY NEW BIKE!!! We are going to fix it up this summer...I also have his friend Brittany to thank...this bike rules...exactly what I wanted...pedal breaks and all!!! YAYYYY!  Thanks schmo...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:43:00 PST

ArGh..

I can't concentrate... I have to study and finish a paper and all I can think about is...  I'M HOME IN 9 DAAAAAYSSS!!!!
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

I just had the luck of Blue Mcneil...

Blue is always telling me how her papers are always delayed...by the grace of freakin' godshe always gets extensions...blah blah...ALWAYS when she needs it...WELLLLL today was my day... My Britis...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:28:00 PST

my summer plans...

ok...I've finally figured it out... I will be home May 20th...until about the middle of June... Tom and I will take a road trip back  KC...becuase I have to move out of my  apartment...into ...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:11:00 PST

shameless begging...

     ok...I have gone to all time lows...I figure many of you love me right?...well of corse you do...and you are dying to see me this summer right????....of course you are!!! ...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:40:00 PST

songs to kill yourself to...

Well...you know there is a song for every moment...I always said...when I think of death...and not necessarily suicide...I think of "A warm place" by NIN...it like the soothing sound of a womb...or th...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:53:00 PST

worst weekend yet in KC...

Sorry I haven't called alot of you back this weekend...it has been complete hell...more on that later...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST

My mom is dead...

     I finished the photo shoot with Tom...The one in my profile is just for fun...the pictures are amazing...and I couldn't have done it without him...      It...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:42:00 PST

hum...

So I've seen this commercial for some kind of cars...and in the background is totally one of my favorite random bands from the 90's...HUM...it's so depressing to hear their music in a fucking commerci...
Posted by Scoliosis Spice on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:32:00 PST