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"Strobe lights and blown speakers, fireworks and hurricanes. I'm not here, this isn't happening."
28*OutsideReading,PA
Jetsetter/Iconoclast
ArmchairPhilosopher
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I'm pretty much king of the nomads and travel the land on a bi-decade basis or so. I try to live my life as far off the beaten path as possible. I'm excessively prone to excess. I've fought alot in my life and taken alotta blows to the head with has made me eccentric for lack of a better word. I can't stand people who don't question lifes blueprint, people who have an unhealthy addiction to starbucks coffee and people who get tattoos for the sake of getting tattoos. Don't ever judge me, cause chances are I won't respect your opinion, I live my life the way i choose to, and your input regarding the matter isn't appreciated and you'll pretty much be wasting your breath.
I don't go outta my way to make new friends, and I'm a firm believer that sometimes certain people don't mesh well, due to lack of common thread. I also believe the more experience you gain in life, the smaller that spectrum gets. I love people and things that aren't good for me at all and
it's come to my realization that I am a much better person in my own "words" than I am in person. i think at this point if i keep writing about how awesome and great I think i occasionally am, I will eventually catch up to who I'm talking about and be pretty fuckin rad. I got huge heart that i use to look around for the one that's already gone. In reality I'm a megolomaniacal and i tend to think people with huge egos are less qualified humans than me and I try to beat them up with my opinons.
Now i know this might be a shocker, but I can be shy at times, usually when I'm tired/nervous/uncomfortable etc...which is usually about 85% of my sober time. If you've met me you pretty much like me, you try not to, but you end up doing it anyways..atleast for about a week to two week, then the appeal runs dry. If you don't like me it's probably something I said intentionally to make you not like me, because i usually go with intuition, which fails about as often as an asian violinist taking their SATs, so you did it to your self and you should remember that when you cry at night....finally give a few months of your time and I can guarentee I'll make an impact, although not always positive.....anything else you wanna know....schedule an interview.
Red Flags
and personal problems of mine related to closemindedness.
Disclaimer: since so many people brought this to my attention, all of this was written quite some time again, and may make me out to look like a real prick...which isn't always true, i just like to steer clear of those with nothing in common, personal preference thing, but don't think i do not want to know you because of falling into one of the meationed catagories..moving on...
If any of this criteria describes you in any shape or form, or represents the morals and values you hold strongly to yourself....save us both the trouble, we probably won't get along all that well, unless you're up for a good debate:
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first and foremost.....if you're a sicilian woman, any part, at all...piss off.
¤ any crap about this forcing your religion, "jesus is our savior, died for us, respect it" kinda bullshit, keep your opinions to yourself thats why their called opinions.
¤ if you believe one night stands or exploring the things you might enjoy are wrong and against something someone taught you when you were 10.
¤ not realizing that the purpose of becoming an adult is establishing your own identity.
¤ if you have the emotional capcity of a 2 year old and throw tantrums...if this is the case, don't just leave me alone, invest in a 9mm and end it, you'll be doing society a favor.
¤ if fashion, starbucks, volunteering, the jones, anything else people seemed to be obsessed with now and days, is your number one priority in life.
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if i add you on here and never hear a peep from you, i can't stand it when people don't respond to comments/emails/insults/heckling
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if you don't have a thirst for knowlegde and understanding as much as you can in life.
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if you think you're "tough", but your reasoning behind it is because you grew up with four brothers.
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if you have that damn emo hair.
¤ if you are a guy and enjoy gossiping.
¤ if you have an uncanny ability to never admit your wrong doings and constantly feel the need to focus in on the small picture in a situation i.e. proving a point, instead of of concentrating of the reprecusions of your ridiculous actions.
¤ if you interest in reading extends to magazines and oprahs book club
¤ if you believe that you can't watch a foreign film because you "don't like to have to read".
¤ if your some band kid with a shitty sound and you think because some 13 year old groupies write your name in their notebooks this allows you the right to be pretenious.
¤ if you have so many members of the opposite sex throwing themselves at you, you believe you can be dismissive towards the general population.
¤ if you have a problem with justified elitist.
¤ if you don't know what the last thing i wrote means.
¤ if you lack common sense in most situations.
¤ if you don't understand what it means to be genuinely passionate towards something, and care about things halfheartedly
¤ if you believe there is some sort of standard issue format for happiness for everyone and choose to live your life according to that misconception.
¤ if when offered a drink or shot from someone you turn it down saying "i'm sorry, i can't drink that....".
¤ if you tip poorly.
¤ if you are overtly concerned with the impression you give to the others around you and it hinders your ability to just let loose and get alittle crazy.
¤ if you have a problem with my self destructive nature, temper, past, or patience level when it comes to general stupidity.
¤ if you fit a mold, or belong to a "scene"
¤ if you even consider wasting your time trying to mindfuck me.
¤ and if you are going to waste my time trying to change me, use me, or try and believe that knowing me is gonna better your well being, mental state or life in any shape or fashion and chose to bless me with your time based on that assumption.
¤ .....and finally if you judge a book by it's cover at which point, chances are, you wouldn't even have gotten this far, hate to be so harsh, but if i'm meeting anyone i don't know already, i prefer to meet them, not their PR representitive, and i like to go vice versa with that notion and throw all of me out there before anyone wastes anyone elses time.
Who I'd Like to Know or Have Known
and one I been looking for all along
she's all of it, everything. The other half of me
the others however would be as follows:
girls that glow like in xanadu, maynard james keenan, i just wanna fuck lydia deetz from beetlejuice, jesus, brigitte bardot back in the movie contempt, charles manson, albert fish, potential serial killers (pre murdering, strictly for mindpicking), women who wouldn't mind celebrating the wrong holiday ala halloween on thanksgiving,billy corgan, helena christanson in the chris issak video "wicked game", fredrick nietzsche, karl marx, charles bukowski, kat von d, lacey mosley, federico fellini and the cast from any of his movies, jean luc godard, allen ginzberg, mike patton, ingmar bergman, the marque de sade, david lynch, bill mosley, harmony korine, successful businessmen that wouldn't mind funding some capital for me to make my own film, allen ginsburg, confucious, the dali llama, savaldor dali, frazer irving, dario argento, people with accents, specially women, jenna jameson, takashi miike (although he occasionally sends me comments through myspace), sheri moon, chuck palahniuk, francis bacon, martin luther king jr., h.p. lovecraft, walt whittman, fyodor dostoevsky, santa, timothy leary, heavily tattooed indivuals that consider themselves free spirits, functioning members of society with severe mental handicapps, ernest hemmingway, robert frost, william blake, and anyone anywhere who believes they have it all figured out.
other than that..
here's everybody smart enough to bless me with their e-company
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