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Neil

I've seen the monkey(X3),and the monkey is blue.

About Me

I am Neil.Hear me roar.Sing for Gurkha.Play bass for Gurkha.Play drums for Walrus.Played guitar for Muckspreader.Danced for Erasure.Killed for Bullseye.Love Pease.Hate Nazis.Very good farter.Experienced Mammoth rider.

My Interests

My beautiful family and friends.Pease.Gigs.Touring.Playing and listening to music.Growing different types of beard.Fact finding missions.Shredding important documents.Irrelevant prittle prattle.Records,lots of them.Drinking.Reading.Jumping over things.Asian cinema.Dodgy horror movies.Hoovering.Bullseye.Terrahawks.

I'd like to meet:

Icherman,the inventor of the spiral.

Music:

In alphabetical order;Ween,Mens Recovery Project,Moistboyz,Nightstick,Hirax,Motorhead,Goatsnake,Knut, Coachwhips,Guaranteed Katch,Big Business(saw them live the other day.Fuck me,you have to see them),Machetazo,Brujeria,High on Fire,Slayer,Low,Subhumans,Crass,Isis,Comets on Fire(Blew my arse off live),Killdozer(Kings),Butthole Surfers,Asva,Om,Crust,Black Sabbath,Henry Fiats Open Sore,The Flying Luttenbachers,Pentagram(early),Queens of the Stoneage,Kyuss,Church of Misery,Cult of Luna,Golden,Trans Am,Lightning Bolt,Wolf Eyes,Neurosis,Ravenous,Rudimentary Peni,Ripcord,Gurkha,Trashy rock'n'roll,Sleep,Entombed,Old Man Gloom,Cheer Accident,Discharge,Alice Donut,Pain Teens,Ed Hall,Drain(u.s),Mare,Mastodon,Buried at Sea,Depth Charge,Black Flag,Genocide SS,Malignant Tumor,Naked City,Mr Bungle,Six Organs of Admittance,Converge,Edgar Broughton Band,Green Machine,Artimus Pyle,Anthrax,Vitamin X,Cut the Shit,Pig Destroyer,Melvins,Brutal Truth,Spazz,Muckspreader,Heads,Accused,Z Z Top,Swans,Stooges,Celtic Frost,Agoraphobic Nosebleed,Tyrades,Oblivians,Oneida,Nick Cave/Birthday Party,Death,Monster Magnet(Early),13th Floor Elevators,I'm Being Good,Trumans Water,Ufomammut,Yob,Oxbow,Khanate,Septic Death,Ziggy Bob and plenty more besides and then a bit more and then some.I like that Queen/David Bowie split,Under pressure.That makes me well up.

Movies:

Blood Simple,Old Boy,Audition,The Ring(original),The Haunting(60's original),Cat 'o' 9 tails,Snake of June,Brother,Twin Peaks-Fire Walk With Me,Lost Highway,Funny Games,Das Experiment,Mad Max,Violent Cop,Happiness of the katakauris,Anal Clinic,Nekromantik 1+2,The Eye(original),Uzumaki,Shit Lovers 4(undoubtebly the best in a top quality series),Mystic river,Doberman,The Eye,21 Grams,Borat,A Bittersweet Life,Zodiac,Day of the Dead.................

Television:

I watch movies on it and not much else although I do like Brass Eye,The day today,Alan Partridge,Family guy,you get the picture(!).Oh,Bullseye,although my mate saw Jim Bowen and he said he was a cunt.

Books:

Ultra Gash Inferno,Eros in Hell,Catcher in the Rye,Browns Requiem,The Black Dahlia,Happy like Murderers,The White Road,Every Dead Thing,Write the way up,Dawn of the Dumb and more that I can't remember right now.

Heroes:

My Mum.She rules.

My Blog

Metabolic flavanoids.

I am currently lombonizing my strabs.Any takers?
Posted by Neil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST