WALRUS

*****Hey guys and girls.Thanks for hassling us for tunes.We need it.Still being fucked about by the guy who recorded us(nearly one year now!).Fucking cunt.Just hang in there.Be strong.*****Walrus fallolloped out of the smouldering remains of MUCKSPREADER,a Bath based alternative/rock/punk outfit who featured Spider of AMEBIX fame.They released 3 demos,but don't quote me because my memory isn't what it used to be.These were followed by a 7" on Anonymous records of Scotland and 10" on Dod und Upsvald records which I may have spelt wrong.These both sold out but we never got in the charts.(Have since found out that the 7" bombed which is a shame.I've got a load if anyone wants one for the price of postage.It's great,honest).Walrus have played with Bruce Banner,Subhumans,Maggot Slayer Overdrive who we also had lots of sex with,Melt Banana,Artimus Pyle who we also toured the West coast of America with and who we love dearly,Tractor,Da capo,Year Future and some others who shouldn't be offended that they aren't typed here.We play dirty tripped out rock/noise/punk thingy music that isn't obviously like anything I can think of so come and look at our gorgeousness when we finally get off of our arses and do something.Mike is also a banging D.J and Neil also plays bass for GURKHA(New split L.P with Malignant Tumour out 1/9/06(check us out at gurkhapunk.co.uk and also Myspace for sexual overtones)).Thanks.Oh yeah,we had a demo but that's gone now.We should be recording something new pretty soon which could be any time in the next 300 years because you don't know when I typed this.(We record at the end of April 2006,fingers crossed!).Cheers.