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~Melanie~

Holy Shit! I have a son!

About Me

I LOVE: My man, my family, my friends, my kitty - Maisie-Mog, Fire, Sculpting clay and wax, bronze casting, SOCK MONKEYS especially Philip, Raku firing, FIRE, My Pillow, My Homeland of Scotland, FROGS, my camera, making art, my bike, 'Fort Apache' and ALL its joys, squishing, pink things, a nice cup of tea, big fuck-off shoes, 'Deadwood' at Sean and Shannon's, my sister's paintings, reading, Eddie Izzard, mudskippers, Tom Jones, marmite, kilts, men in kilts, things with flashing LED lights, Johnny Depp, filing metal, the humble potato, big fuck-off boots, poking around in tide pools, setting fire to and burning shit, cherries, John Lydon, maltesers, shoes, making stained glass, metal, fire, the smell of gasoline, pizza, clay, Thursday nights, red wine in a box, chickpeas, my fucked-up piano, Maui Onion potato chips, beaches, the smell of burning, The Adventures of Uncle Lubin, cheese, vodka, hammering, toads, glockenspeils, taking photos in the dark, singing and playing music with my friends, making a mess, smiling and being smiled at, oatcakes, Jimmy Pursey, marzipan, Arthur Rackham, Beckers, a.k.a Mini-me, coloured glass, my doggie pals namely Joon, Kaya, Tiny and Ajax, my tattoos, John Hurt, the smell of gasoline, The Guardian (UK) crossword, wine in a bottle, my axe, my bed, penguins, Avon BugGuard, watching things burn, creative people, W. Heath Robinson, being goofy, margaritas, pussy-willows, collecting crap, my guitars, poached eggs, driving really fucking fast, the ocean, movies, laughing, "Sweet-Home-Ala-me-da!" *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* I HATE: Ignorant people, especially George Bush, Margaret Thatcher and people who don't vote; when people talk on their cell phones whilst driving, bad grammar, when your finger-nail accidentally gets bent backwards, bills, mosquitoes, apathy, Mondays, squidgy food, getting wet, confrontation, fascists, bigots and racists, women with fancy nails, poofy hair and Chanel accessories, walking through cobwebs, whingy-whiney guys and wet-willies. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* MENTORS: My man, Ron Nichols; for achieving the goals that he set for himself; for being one of the most talented musicians I know and having had the pleasure of playing and performing with; for his art and for his wonderful writing. My parents and my sister; for setting me on a great path; for their art and creativity and too many other things to list. My nephew Ronan, for always doing what he says he's going to do; My niece Becky, for just being so god-dammned wonderful; Raymond Suarez and Wayne Shaffer, two of the most talented sculptors on the planet; for welcoming me into their lives; for showing me the way of fire, metal and clay; for always teaching me and for putting up with me! My father-in-law Luther, for his incredible knowledge of so many things especially books; and his total soave-ness; my mother-in-law Rhoda, for being a woman well ahead, (by leaps and bounds) of her time; my sister-in-law Kathy, for doing the crazy, dangerous job she does and for making a difference to people's lives; my brother-in-law Albert for being in the thick of violence and documenting it for all of our futures; My girls, my sisters - Karen Edward, Rachel Bedding, Kate Knox, Shannon Janssen and Cyndi Saner for their incredible strength and convictions. Lastly, Philip the Sock Monkey for making me always laugh. *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Here's some of my artwork that I showed in June 2006. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

ARSON AND ALL THINGS FIREYMaking Cast Bronze SculptureMaking Ceramic Sculpture& Raku Firing It.Taking Photos & My Awesome Camera. Playing With This Shit!SOCK MONKEYS & Making Music

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has a magic carpet for sale. Failing that, anyone trying to get rid of a pair of seven-league boots! ..

Music:

Thin Lizzy, Loop! Station, Folcaino, XTC, Pig Iron, Godspeed Ye Black Emperor, Love, Alice Donut, The Handsome Family, The Velvet Underground, The Butthole Surfers, Sham 69, Alvin Youngblood Hart, The Verve, Lou Reed, Igor Stravinsky, Radiohead, Pelican, The Cure, R L Burnside (RIP), Sigur Ros, Stiff Little Fingers, PIL, Godflesh, Khachaturian, P, Gorrillaz, Drunk Horse, Massive Attack, Queens of the Stone Age, Mastodon, The Smiths, Hammers of Misforturne, Joy Division, John Lydon, Dalek, Ludicra, Minute Men, Chemical Brothers, The Jam, Aretha Franklin, Elvis Costello, Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians, Bad Brains, Massive Attack, Bad Company, Captain Beefheart, Nine Inch Nails, Selecter, Al Green, Slade, Swans, Kate Rusby, Portishead, The Soft Boys, Prince, The Kinks, Strychnine, Mogwai, Nick Cave, Outkast, Coldplay, Mussorgsky, Elvis Costello, OMD, Tricky, The Velvet Underground, Killing Joke, Calexico, ABBA, Dead Kennedys, James Brown, Barmy Army, Seven Rays, Devo, Siouxie and the Banshees, Son House, The Byrds, Tricky, Kirsty MacColl, X-Mas, Primal Scream, Rimsky-Korsakov, Echo and the Bunnymen, Depeche Mode, Mazzy Star, Tori Amos, Rasputina, Tool, Soft Cell, Godflesh, Ima Sumac, DOS, Beck, Motorhead, The Mermen, Marilyn Manson, Annie Lennox, ELO, Nirvana, Desmond Dekker, Von Iva, Godsquad, African Headcharge, 7 Year Bitch, Old Mowtown, Ivor Cutler, Green Day, The Cocteau Twins, The Flaming Lips, The Velvet Underground, Swans, Patti Smith, some Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, PJ Harvey, The Pixies, Fleshies, Captain Beefheart, The Octopus Project, The Cramps, Fun Boy Three, Bad Manners, The Phantom Limbs, The Clancy Brothers, Duran Duran, Bauhaus, Blur, L7, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Bad Religion, The Chemical Brothers, Orbital, The Prodigy, XTC, DJ Shadow, Rob Zombie, Damon Albarn, The Dub Syndicate, Ruby, Depth Charge, Firehose, The Aphex Twins, The Clash, The Pogues, Tom Waits, The Sex Pistols, Blonde Redhead, Madness, Space, Kraftwerk, Three Weeks Clean, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Willie Nelson, Leftfield, Joni Mitchell, B52s, Black Sabbath, Opeth, Bauhaus, CCR, Skip James, The Rachels, Neurosis, Elvis Presley, Leadbelly, Sisters of Mercy, Patsy Cline, The Who, Frank Sinatra, Gang of Four, The Rolling Stones, J S Bach, David Bowie, Tricky, Ween, Kris Kristofferson, Einsturzende Neubauten, Wire, Minute Men, Portishead, Subhumans, Specials, Gary Numan, ABC, Adam and the Ants, Haircut 100, Tubeway Army, The Cardiacs, Buzzcocks, Cheap Trick, Al Green, Steel Pole Bath Tub, Muse and Scottish and Irish Folk music but not that Enya type of stuff - I mean the drinking songs; tons more bands that I will write later - except Soft Rock - because I hate that shit! It is the Devil's jizm!

Television:

Burn them! Except Sean and Shannon's because Deadwood, Sopranos and Six Feet Under are so awesome, especially when viewed from their sofa!

Books:

Are an essential part of life! 101 Ways To Start A Fire, The Artistic Arsonist's Handbook, How to Raku Your Husband and Shoe Love! But really(!)...... I have too many to list. I'd be here all bloody day! But here goes...... The Chronicles of Prydain, Geek Love, Wicked, Brave New World, The Naked Lunch, Ruby and the Stone-age Diet, Swan Song, Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens, The Once and Future King, Filth, The Mabinogion, Perdido Street Station, Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall, The Wasp Factory, Lux the Poet, The Wolf's Hour, Behind the Scenes at the Museum, I'm the King of the Castle, Knowledge of Angels, Agatha Christie's (Poirot's more than Marples!), Milk, Sulphate and Alby Starvation, The Handmaid's Tale, Roots, The Final Confession of Mabel Stark, The Adventures of Uncle Lubin, The Oxford English Dictionary(!), Spanky, Maribou Stork Nightmares, anything by: Roald Dahl, Angela Carter, Spike Milligan, Ira Levin, Joan Aitken, Ivor Cutler (RIP), Frank L. Baum, The Bronte Sisters, Tom Robbins, Robert Burns, Alan Garner, Jane Austen, Colin Bateman, Alexander Solzhenitsyn - I really have to go - I definately smell burning!!!

Heroes:

My Dad, my sister, my nephew Ronan, Tony Benn, Shannon Janssen, John Lydon, William Wallace & ....

My Blog

Christmas Joy!

I guess over the last few months I should have been blogging about my pregnancy and about all the very peculiar things that have been going on in my body as the baby develops within me, (for example l...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:42:00 PST

I'm bummed

In roughly one or two hours, Ron will be playing with Fracas at the BOB Fest, right before The Subhumans play.  I'm bummed! I'm not there!!...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST

Faith in Humanity Restored

So yesterday, I did a really dumb thing!I got up really early on Sunday morning to take a bunch of bedding to the laundry to wash, in lieu of my sister and nephew's visit.  Instead of bundling th...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:41:00 PST

Un-fucking beliveable!

Yesterday evening I had an experience that I would probably not believe possible, had I not experienced it!So!  I was over at a friend's house in Berzerkley for a hog roast bbq with a bunch of fr...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST

goofy thing

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melanie! The international dialling code for Melanie is 672!Melanie is only six percent water.On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Melanie!Melanie will always tur...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:07:00 PST

Success!

Well, my art show is over and I'm extremely happy to say that it was a real success!I sold eight pieces, traded two for a gorgeous turquoise necklace (made by Shannon - JungleTorchSong) and got a comm...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:29:00 PST

My Art Show!

I'm having an art show!  I'm taking part in the East Bay Open Studios 2006 and I would love to see you there!The show runs over two weekends:  June 3rd & 4th then June 10th & 11th...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:23:00 PST

Flowers

The posting of my blogs reminds me of waiting for a bus.  You wait forever and then 3 come at once!Oh well!  Here's some photos I took of flowers that my boss and his wife gave me after I ha...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:39:00 PST

More Sculpture

Here are some pictures of my second large sculpture.  It's about the same size as the first one (about 1.5 feet from bottom to edge of hole).  Again it's raku fired with only three glazes; a...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:14:00 PST

Photography 1

                 It has been a while since I posted anything particularly creative, so here are some of my photographs taken with my beloved...
Posted by ~Melanie~ on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:05:00 PST