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Jef

I am a pretty princess

About Me

There's actually not much to say. I'm an open-faced book. A simpleton. An idiot who longs for a village of my very own.

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


96%

atheism


79%

agnosticism


75%

Islam


75%

Buddhism


63%

Judaism


46%

Paganism


25%

Hinduism


13%

Christianity


4%

My Interests

My pooches, the Gadget, pork products, rock and roll, dangerous sushi, good movies, bad movies, catholic school girls and cheerleaders gone wrong, hockey, football and tattoos.

Music:

The Supersuckers, Toy Dolls, Trash City Saints, AC/DC, Jane's Addiction, The Clash, The Ramones, Stellastarr*, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, the Cadillac Tramps, Social Distortion, Turbonegro, Rocket from the Crypt, Zeke, Johnny Cash, Jesus and Mary Chain, Willie Nelson, John Mayer (yes, John Mayer, fuck off), Sahara Hotnights, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Joss Stone, New Model Army, Damone, The Beastie Boys, Bleach 03, The Golden Gods, Placebo, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Dead 60's, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Cure, 22 Jacks, Manic Hispanic, Hank III, Los Abandoned, GBH, Dr. Know, Megababe, Minor Threat and oh so many more...

Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pan's Labyrinth, Godfathers 1 and 2, Chinatown, The Big Sleep, The Usual Suspects, Shakes the Clown, LA Confidential, Weekend at Bernie's, The Great Escape, The Wizard of Oz, The Incredibles.

Television:

Life on Mars (one of the best fucking shows on TV right now!), The Venture Brothers (the other best fucking show on TV), Boston Legal, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The West Wing, Teen Titans, Law and Order, anything with Ron Popiel, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Monday Night Football, Nip/Tuck, Medium, Kyle XY.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Catch 22, Please Kill Me, Where the Wild Things Are.

Heroes:

Brock fucking Samson and the guy at the bottom

My Blog

How totally fucked up is this?!?

So I'm perusing MySpace, dropping a note to a friend, and I look in the sidebar at the ad that's there and I see this: How fucked up is that? Jeebus Krispies, there's better ways to make a point than ...
Posted by Jef on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST

Ahhh.....

So after going to multiple houses and then grading 3 classes worth of finals, I'm sitting here in my new bathrobe, listening to Etta James, sipping hot chocolate, eating warm homemade pecan pie and re...
Posted by Jef on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:27:00 PST

It's a damned shame

This whole "Tookie" Williams execution has me so pissed off. Let me start by saying that I do, actually, support the death penalty. There are some people who do things so heinous, that the death pe...
Posted by Jef on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:03:00 PST

Revenge of the Shit *or* George Lucas shit in my eyes

Okay...against my will, I went and saw the new Star Wars movie. What a horrific piece of shit!!!! No spoilers here... Yes, it is beautiful to look at. But that's about it. George Lucas has got t...
Posted by Jef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who was the wrong one?

Ok...so i go grocery shopping the other day. And out in front of the Safeway there is a bum. I know it's more politically correct to call him "homeless," but I don't know where he spends his nights, s...
Posted by Jef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Shitfuck Goddamn!!!

So i dragged my sorry ass downtown tonight to catch the rock n' roll pride of the Bay Area, the Golden Gods, with the added intent of catching the [highly recommended] opening act, Murdock. For tho...
Posted by Jef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today's Pet Peeve

okay, seen this too many times today while working, researching, wasting time on myspace, etc. this exact error has been bugging me for years, and the more I see it, the more I'm getting afraid that i...
Posted by Jef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rodney R.I.P.

Having a moment of silence for Rodney Dangerfield.The man made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself, and on more than one occasion.
Posted by Jef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sean Connery shit in my eye

So I'm channel flipping last night, and I see that HBO is showing the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I hadn't seen it and was curious, so I flipped to it. It started as a sort of train-wreck-f...
Posted by Jef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happiness...

got this quote from my pal Sam, and felt like sharing it... happiness is much like wetting your pants...everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth. I'm happy right now. warm and...
Posted by Jef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST