Klem

Tattoo Artist and owner/operator of the infamous O'Reilly's Tattoo Parlour in Santa Cruz, California. I am an inspiration to both the young and the old. Some people call me a "Surburban Hero". I cannot run very fast, but I can carry heavy objects (but not very far). I have two cats. I own a Historic Victorian house on a tree lined street. I have the coolest girlfriend in the world, she often frightens adults. I have been pick-pocketed in Amsterdam and got tattooed in Japan. I like really bad music. I got a Slayer tattoo on 6/6/06. I can sweat more than you can. I graduated, with honors, from College. I have way too many pairs of shoes.