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mónica

pinche chocala homie 3

About Me

Magnificent
Liars
you may look at me and think that i'm just a young girl, but im not just a young girl. baby this is what im lookin for: a sexy independent, down to spend it type thats gettin his dough. im not being too dramatic that's the way i gotta have it. i bet you want the goodies. bet you thought about it. go you all hot and bothered. mayb cuz i talk about it. lookin for the goodies keep on lookin cuz they stay in the jar oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. just because you drive a benz im not goin home with you you wont get no nookie or the cookies, im no rookie. and im still sexy, independent i aint wit it so you already know. im not bein too dramatic thats the way i gotta have it. you think youre slick tryna hit but im not dumb. im not bein too dramatic its just how i gotta have it. youre insinuating that im hot, but these goodies boy are not just for any of the many men thats tryna get on top. no you cant call me later and i dont want your number. im not changin stories just respect the play im callin.
[I held you tight like an empty bottle...
But the glass broke and the poison spilled out of your mouth]

riddle me this.
riddle me that.
this personality is on sick leave.
San Jose is pathetic.
Honest, high level of integrity, trustworthy.
I don't take shit from anyone.
If you betray my trust once, you've lost it forever...
though, sometimes I can be a spineless piece of shit and forgive
...but rumor has it...
that the second you forget is the second history will repeat itself.
So I don't.
More alacrity than a varsity cheerleader. More effulgent than MS. TEQUILA SUNRISE herself.
What a badass!
I wish I could be myself once in a while.
Headstrong.
Stubborn.
Untouchable.
Vain.
SO Vain!
Old habits die hard.
[i'm so motivated it seems, when i do these things] [i'm so smart when i do the things that kill]
Along with my favorite transvestite friend, I enjoy popular hip-hop music with fat black women rapping about their player boyfriends and their wet pussies, and then thanking God for their inspiration.
"no matter how straight the gate no matter how many sins on the scroll i am the master of my fate i am the captain of my soul"
Anyone who knows me well...will KNOW that the fastest way to get ahold of me...is through myspace. It's sad, but true.
I'm a GIVER, not a taker...but give me too much rope, and I'll run with it.
So don't.
I'm ambitious, egotistical, and the biggest sweetheartall at once.
[cover your mouth...cover your eyes]
I'm too nice for my own good.
Play with fire and you're bound to get burned.
Be a friend.
And remember...silence is golden.
"I could speak 'til the world ends, to make up for all that i left out."
you found revenge in a bed
and it only cost you a name
i really really love my band, trouble in paradise.
we're pretty much...AMAZING.
check us out: www.myspace.com/troubleinparadise
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My Interests



my kitten bella

my kitten boobs

girls
cholas
L.A.
Echo Parque
Hollywood
singing
moshing
talking
being amazing
flirting
kissing
petting
beat boxing
pin-ups
vintage
Bettie Page
old cars
old bicycles
rockabilly
psychobilly
strumming
fruitbooting
skating
rapping
dressing
shopping
money
skanking
tagging
catholic artwork
piercings
tattoos
MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC
ALL kinds of music!
monster [the drink]
hair [the kind on your head]
sharpies
the virgin mary [period the end]
spaniards
...mexicans [i guess]
arizona raspberry ice tea
WOMEN
Europeans [why are they so good looking?!]
girls
pretty girls, pretty girls make graves...what?!
♥[i get as far as your door before i get caught. i make up excuses just to touch you and i can't stop, i can't stop.] ♥

I'd like to meet:



I want to meet...Paris Hilton. HOW. CLICHE. I wouldn't mind meeting Gwen Stefani or Nick Cassavetes, but let's be realistic here. Lady Luck can be such a filthy whore. I don't have time for people who are too indulged in non-conformity. You don't care what the people think? That's what Marie Antoinette said, and she got beheaded. For all of you subhuman non-celebrities: you must be artsy, intellectual, and/or cultured. That isn't too much to ask. Sociopaths are okay too. My name is Monica. Please, if you fit the descriptions above, talk to me.

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YAHOO INSTANT MESSENGER : Keyboardskanker

Music:



Black Eyed Peas
Bob Marley
Suicide Machines
Planet Smashers
Sublime
NOFX
Dancehall Crashers
RX Bandits
Dropkick Murphys
The Pogues
Saosin
From Autumn to Ashes
The Dwarves
Von Iva
Weezer
Rancid
Gwen Stefani
Paramore
The Cliftons
Fighting Jacks
Murder Dolls
Tom Petty
Avenged Sevenfold
The Distillers
As I Lay Dying
Bleeding Through
Matchbook Romance
Atreyu
Taking Back Sunday
AFI
The Used
Glassjaw
Head Automatica
NIN [i guess haha]
Armor For Sleep
Bouncing Souls
Beyond Your Eyes
Misfits
Poison The Well
Adema
Ramones
Throwdown
Thrice
Mondo Generator
Smile Empty Soul
Tsunami Bomb
The Eyeliners
The International Noise Conspiracy
Vision
Guttermouth
Pulley
Voodoo Glow Skulls
The Hives
New Bomb Turks
Agnostic Front
Osker
The Beatsteaks
H20
Straight Faced
Refused
Death By Stereo
Bombshell Rocks
Satanic Surfers
Pennywise
Reel Big Fish
Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies
Bad Religion
Necromantix
The Horrorpops
Tiger Army
BLONDIE
Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Violent Femmes
The Killers
The Smiths
Jack Off Jill
Lucky Devils
Von Bondies
Morrissey
Boys Night Out
The Blood Brothers
Shades of Eden
Plans For Revenge
Silence Within
Shitouttaluck
Ani DiFranco
Muse
Deathcab For Cutie
Save Ferris
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Billy Idol
The Cure
HoTK
Otep (omg)
Kittie (hahaha)
Go Betty Go
Operation Ivy
Communique
My Chemical Romance
Muse
Kelly Clarkson
Ashlee Simpson
Snoop Dogg
Daddy Yankee
Ciara
Missy Elliot
PRINCE
Notorious B.I.G.
PRAS

[dream to make believe]

Movies:



trainspotting
21 grams
unfaithful
city of god
one eight seven
la bamba
mi vida loca
like water for chocolate
party monster
senorita justice
million dollar baby
traffic
sid and nancy
mallrats
dogma
chasing amy
office space
but i'm a cheerleader
bring it on
mean girls
white chicks
the heathers
jawbreaker
lost in translation
eternal sunshine of a spotless mind
the notebook [duh]
donnie darko
fight club
boys don't cry
the ring
waiting for guffman
a mighty wind
best in show
adaptation
natural born killers
5,000 miles to graceland
wet hot american summer
gone in 60 seconds
girl interrupted
foxfire
original sin [etc./my wife]
american psycho
texas chainsaw massacre

Television:



The Simple Life
Pimp My Ride
Laguna Beach
America's Next Top Model
CSI: Miami/Las Vegas
Family Guy
Futurama
Faking It
Cops
ANIMAL Cops [ha]
Reno 911
Jerry Springer
the NEWS
Queer Eye For the Straight Guy

Books:

EXTRA!
EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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Heroes:



the only man who will ever see my grill...PAUL motherfuckin' WALL!!!

my badass baller boss bitch.

i'm in love with chumpy.

This bitch.

This bitch.

These bitches.

This shit.

This shit.

That shit.

These shits.

My BOYFRIEND, Anthony.

My favorite boys, bandmates, and bff's, Felps and Bennafifi.

My hubby and personal hair/makeup artist, Nestor.

Nancy.
Hahaha.

JoANN!

My grandmother. An everyday reminder not to take things a step too far.

A look at my wrist is all it takes.

My family and friends. Heroes. ..

My Blog

MEMORIES

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.When yo...
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

TOP 8! I stole this from Dae, thanks hun! LOL.

TOP 8 1.Ruben 2.JoAnn 3.Veronica 4.Brenda 5.Erica 6.Kaycee 7.Vanessa 8.Jessie 1. Have you ever done anything illegal with 7: TOO MUCH!!!2. Have you ever kissed 3: Of course.3. Have you ever hung out w...
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:47:00 PST

A bit of written advice...

I know more than a few people who might benefit from what this little...manifesto on "love" has to offer. Read this with an open mind...and keep your chins up, ladies. The Irony of Love The gre...
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:12:00 PST

TO: my extended network

THE CATEGORY IS MYSPACE!!!   isn't that a kick?   so. i have over 50,000,000 people in my extended network. that's FIFTY MILLION for those of you who aren't good with numbers. DOH! yo le ca...
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:55:00 PST

PICTURES FROM GWEN/B.E.P. CONCERT!!! YAY-A!!!

OKAY. We took a bunch of pictures tonight...but some were just amazing.5th ROW G'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE GWEN AND FERGIE.   ...
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 12:09:00 PST

GWEN STEFANI YAY-A!!!

So like. I'm seeing Gwen Stefani and Black Eyed Peas tonight.   5th ROW!!!       ...are you jealous?
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:24:00 PST

Y Yo Sigo Aqui

You KNOW you all know that song by Paulina Rubio. You know it by heart, and you love it. Y yo sigo aquí, esperándote Y que tu dulce boca ruede por mi piel Y yo sigo aquí, esperándote Y que tu dulce b...
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 01:35:00 PST

[whoa]

245 people on myspace have added me in the past two weeks. People I don't even know. Seriously. Get a life.
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:56:00 PST

Your Birthdate, YAY-A!!!

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Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:34:00 PST

MY 18th BIRTHDAY!!! YAY-A!!!

Okay. So I'm turning 18 next Tuesday, suckas, on August 2nd. [and Diana's too!!!] Finally. So wish me a happy birthday, get me some presents, throw me some parties, and everything will be cool. Just ...
Posted by Bettie's Lovechild on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST